@DoctorAlanChristmas

King Christmas

Latest answers from King Christmas

What's the absolute best vacation you can imagine?

Cape May, NJ and Portland, OR are the most wonderful places in this godforsaken country so one of those.

Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

I believe only in the power if Jesus H. Christ, Our Lord and Savior, praise be.

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