PAP of your favorite person?

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What's the last concert you went to?

Graham Parker & the Rumour. It was amazing

How do you plan to ring in the New Year?

Nipples

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What's the absolute best vacation you can imagine?

Cape May, NJ and Portland, OR are the most wonderful places in this godforsaken country so one of those.

Who inspires you?

Slowbeef

What’s one fashion trend you hope to never see again?

Aisle, middle, or window seat?

I stand during the whole flight

Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

I believe only in the power if Jesus H. Christ, Our Lord and Savior, praise be.

If you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

cheese

If you had to change your first name, what name would you choose?

slowbeef

If you could restore one broken relationship, which would it be?

don't tease me ask.fm

PAP of what you see when you look up?

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What's the last movie you watched?

It was Jaws: The Revenge so I'd better watch something else in case I die

If you had the power to create one law, what would it be?

I'd make it illegal for a Republican to run for president.

Which Disney character would you like to be for a day?

Sven the Reindeer.

How do you relax at the end of the day?

sex

Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or have the ability to talk to animals?

Lemme at them animal talkin powers

Which kind of natural disasater scares you the most?

elections

What cheesey song do you have memorized?

I used to know the whole Brenda and Eddie bit from Scenes From An Italian Restaurant. I know all the words to Come On Eileen if by "cheesey" you meant "brilliant artistic tour de force."

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What are what?

Of all your pet-peeves, which is the strangest?

Pop songs whose lyrics encourage reckless driving

What band is your favorite at the moment?

It's still Elvis Costello & the Attractions, but Talking Heads, Graham Parker & The Rumour, and Oingo Boingo are up there as well.

What's the craziest thing you've done for someone you love?

Sung Barry Manilow. Should've seenthat as a warning sign that that would be a bad relationship.

Who is a non-politician you wish would run for office?

What would you do if an elephant were charging at you?

Read "Shooting An Elephant" by George Orwell to either A) scare it off or B) contemplate the folly of White Imperialism and have a friendly discussion with me on the topic after which we will part as equals.

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