Are you the kind of person who wants to be the big fish in a little pond or the little fish in the big pond?

I want to fuck the pond.

Post a picture of your pet!

A poooooooch!

Do you have a lot of respect for vegetarians?

I'm in love with one so yeah sure

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If only one book existed, which book would you like it to be?

Dickcock Jenkins and his Fuckin Machine

How jealous are you, on a scale of 0 (not) to 10 (extremely)?

Of what?

Where would you bury your treasure if you had some?

Up my arse.

If you could go back in time to talk to yourself, what would you say?

Man shut the fuck up. You'll be fine.

Which quality in a man do you dislike the most?

Misanthropy coupled with ignorance.

Do you want to get the Apple Watch?

The what? Oh yeah they made a watch. No thanks. I'm already surrounded by time-telling devices. I'm using one to answer this question in fact.

What are you terrible at?

Not having "oh no people I like hate me" anxiety.

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Who is your favorite author?

Agatha Christie, Kurt Vonnegut and David Sedaris are my top three

What's the latest thing that made you smile?

Cindyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Have you ever been in love?

Yeah I'm there now and it's great

Do you prefer vintage or new?

Drink my blood please

What is one thing your parents allowed you to do that you would never let your kids do?

Be a brony

Where is the scarcest place you have ever traveled to?

What?

What is your relationship status?

Technically single but in love that is sort of reciprocated...

Which word do you want everyone to stop using?

Retard. Any slur really

Are you gonna make and record an album?

I have done just that 3 times and only once have I been (briefly) satisfied with the results. My most recent output has been The Scrapbook, a 20-track compilation CD of my better musical endeavors of the past year that I gave as Christmas presents to close friends and family. I'm pretty pleased with how it turned out. I need more original material before I try anything else, but I also suck at writing music...

What websites harm humanity?

4chan, 8chan, reddit

How do men understand ‘romance’?

I TELL GIRL IN REAL LIFE TO SUCK COCK SHE DOES NOT WHAT I DO WRONG ???

How are you "getting the fun"?

Is that what they're calling it now?

What is the most serious problem in the world?

Eyhics on gaymes jernahlisn

Are you in Love?

Yes

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