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What is the most perfect relationship?

well to me I think having a partner you could share everything with like herpes, HIV, clamedia would just be perfect. Going to sleep by drinking all night and passing out and waking up in the morning by shooting up cocaine and injecting meth would be so special. hitting me and then apologising and giving me a cute slap on the ass, Having heaps of kids together that we can't afford and hundreds of anorexic cats that piss all over our house. For dinner he would watch me from the couch with a beer in his hand why I make him dinner. After eating he would slide his left over plate through the doggy door out the back so that the kids can eat. We would sleep in separate rooms to give each other space, except the nights he wants to have sex even though I'm tired. We would be perfect our relationship would be one of a kind and I would cherish our love for the rest of our lives.

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Immitate your dad please

Aha shit alright
Eboni fkn get up its 7:00
Your eating porridge again
Your going to look like porridge soon
Farts
Oh Ebs that was a good one wait to you wrap your nostrils around that one
Who are you texting
I'm going for a run
Walks in door
IM BACKKKKK
oh shit I'm rooted just did 12 1/2ks then Ebs
Get off your lap top and come down stairs
How was school
Farts
Who was that?
You can't read a my poker face
Is this pitbull?
Have you done your homework?
Eboni I think you should be a firewoman
Shine bright like a diamond
Is this one pitbull?
What the fuck is this wanker doing
Ebs ya Sluzza what are you doing?
Spoken to your mum lately?
Come on you cocksucker I could back a semitrailer around that corner
Put the dishes away
The bowls go in there you penis
Don't ever do weed
Facebook is so bad I hate that shit
Don't get Facebook Eboni
and then she goes and fucking gets it
Come on skinny love lets last the year
Now come on ebs this is definitely pitbull?
Have you finished your homework
EBONI YOU RANGA WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER
who are you talking to?
I want to do you like Michael, I want to kiss you like prince
This one is pitbull ebs!
Don't tell me to eat a dick you little shit
Eboni how do you spell this one
Don't do weed ever, but if you do tell me and I will take you straight to a counsellor
Eboni don't swear
Oh ready look at this cockhead turn the corner nice and slow that's the way mate don't want to speed up because you might JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Do you want a smack? Your not too old for one
Fuck that was awkward
This beat is fun this beat is sick I want to take a ride on your oh... That's not good
Pitbull wouldn't sing that
Starts dancing
So wake me up when it's all over when I'm wiser and I'm older
Eboni pitbulls on the radio

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What don't you like about girls?

Girls*
-Let's dagger this chick for no reason just because she's pretty and I'm jealous of her!
-Oh it's a guy I'm going to put on my little squeaky voice and make myself sound dumb as fuck.
-"omfg I squat every night" has no arse*
- I'm going to diagnose myself with depression and anxiety and cut myself uncontrollably because everyone is doing it.
- "if you don't cut, your so not 2014"
- oh he has a girlfriend? Brb going to go play with his willy.
- plays mind games with everyone she knows.
- Sally this is my bestfriend tash! (Tash turns away) OMG Sally get me the fuck away from tash she's a sassy whore. actually swear she's lesbian for me.
- **party time** wears no clothes.
- I'm going to bend over right in front of this guy with a girlfriend so he can see my sexy underwear. WOOPS NIP SLIP hehehe
- "omg I love my nails" has acrylics*
- "I gave him gobs, him gobs, him a blowy, him gobs" (how about him? points) oh no I fucked him six times in a garbage truck parked out my boyfriends parents place. He's my boyfriends brother.
- why don't guys respect me?
This is not meaning to offend anyone that actually has diagnosed depression or anxiety*

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Thoughts on your nanna?

haha wot? my nanny is the sickest. although she is fat, i like her like that because she gives the best hugs, and when i walk in the back door into the kitchen where she is always cooking or has her big fat ass hanging out the refrigerator door looking for tim tams that poppa hides from her, her short arms extend from her body and wrap around me. she's basically my mum. she's the most amazing women and i love her to pieces.

Ur still a bitch u selfish person

yes I'm so selfish. how the fuck am i selfish? I don't have a mum. my dad is broke? i never ask for anything because of this? i lived with my grandparents for two years, why my dad sorted our lives out? i can't even remember the last time i asked my dad for money? not once did i complain that no one was there for me when my uncles body was found and my parents split up? i was there for everyone else. i never rely on other people. so please tell me anon how am i selfish?

thoughts on 12vies?

thoughts on 12vies?
people are always complaining about these cunts smoking weed or showing their little undeveloped box's to the nation, but i sit here and think wow seriously? 12 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when i was 12 i was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies.

u try and cover it up but i can still see it. even though u wear that fake smile, i know ur crying inside. u hide it from everyone around u except for me. i can see ur hurting. i see all your pain. why do u push people away? i can see ur still in love with him, stop pretending u don't.

I'm sorry are you God?

thoughts on chels e, a pertini, b hickey?

Love them all so much. all such beautiful, gorgeous girls with hearts of gold. Can tell any of them absolutely anything, love how close iv gotten with all three of them so quickly. There Always there for me and know how to put a smile on my face and make me laugh. Love my princesses

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