well to me I think having a partner you could share everything with like herpes, HIV, clamedia would just be perfect. Going to sleep by drinking all night and passing out and waking up in the morning by shooting up cocaine and injecting meth would be so special. hitting me and then apologising and giving me a cute slap on the ass, Having heaps of kids together that we can't afford and hundreds of anorexic cats that piss all over our house. For dinner he would watch me from the couch with a beer in his hand why I make him dinner. After eating he would slide his left over plate through the doggy door out the back so that the kids can eat. We would sleep in separate rooms to give each other space, except the nights he wants to have sex even though I'm tired. We would be perfect our relationship would be one of a kind and I would cherish our love for the rest of our lives.
Aha shit alright Eboni fkn get up its 7:00 Your eating porridge again Your going to look like porridge soon Farts Oh Ebs that was a good one wait to you wrap your nostrils around that one Who are you texting I'm going for a run Walks in door IM BACKKKKK oh shit I'm rooted just did 12 1/2ks then Ebs Get off your lap top and come down stairs How was school Farts Who was that? You can't read a my poker face Is this pitbull? Have you done your homework? Eboni I think you should be a firewoman Shine bright like a diamond Is this one pitbull? What the fuck is this wanker doing Ebs ya Sluzza what are you doing? Spoken to your mum lately? Come on you cocksucker I could back a semitrailer around that corner Put the dishes away The bowls go in there you penis Don't ever do weed Facebook is so bad I hate that shit Don't get Facebook Eboni and then she goes and fucking gets it Come on skinny love lets last the year Now come on ebs this is definitely pitbull? Have you finished your homework EBONI YOU RANGA WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER who are you talking to? I want to do you like Michael, I want to kiss you like prince This one is pitbull ebs! Don't tell me to eat a dick you little shit Eboni how do you spell this one Don't do weed ever, but if you do tell me and I will take you straight to a counsellor Eboni don't swear Oh ready look at this cockhead turn the corner nice and slow that's the way mate don't want to speed up because you might JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF Do you want a smack? Your not too old for one Fuck that was awkward This beat is fun this beat is sick I want to take a ride on your oh... That's not good Pitbull wouldn't sing that Starts dancing So wake me up when it's all over when I'm wiser and I'm older Eboni pitbulls on the radio
Girls* -Let's dagger this chick for no reason just because she's pretty and I'm jealous of her! -Oh it's a guy I'm going to put on my little squeaky voice and make myself sound dumb as fuck. -"omfg I squat every night" has no arse* - I'm going to diagnose myself with depression and anxiety and cut myself uncontrollably because everyone is doing it. - "if you don't cut, your so not 2014" - oh he has a girlfriend? Brb going to go play with his willy. - plays mind games with everyone she knows. - Sally this is my bestfriend tash! (Tash turns away) OMG Sally get me the fuck away from tash she's a sassy whore. actually swear she's lesbian for me. - **party time** wears no clothes. - I'm going to bend over right in front of this guy with a girlfriend so he can see my sexy underwear. WOOPS NIP SLIP hehehe - "omg I love my nails" has acrylics* - "I gave him gobs, him gobs, him a blowy, him gobs" (how about him? points) oh no I fucked him six times in a garbage truck parked out my boyfriends parents place. He's my boyfriends brother. - why don't guys respect me? This is not meaning to offend anyone that actually has diagnosed depression or anxiety*
haha wot? my nanny is the sickest. although she is fat, i like her like that because she gives the best hugs, and when i walk in the back door into the kitchen where she is always cooking or has her big fat ass hanging out the refrigerator door looking for tim tams that poppa hides from her, her short arms extend from her body and wrap around me. she's basically my mum. she's the most amazing women and i love her to pieces.
yes I'm so selfish. how the fuck am i selfish? I don't have a mum. my dad is broke? i never ask for anything because of this? i lived with my grandparents for two years, why my dad sorted our lives out? i can't even remember the last time i asked my dad for money? not once did i complain that no one was there for me when my uncles body was found and my parents split up? i was there for everyone else. i never rely on other people. so please tell me anon how am i selfish?
thoughts on 12vies? people are always complaining about these cunts smoking weed or showing their little undeveloped box's to the nation, but i sit here and think wow seriously? 12 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when i was 12 i was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies.
u try and cover it up but i can still see it. even though u wear that fake smile, i know ur crying inside. u hide it from everyone around u except for me. i can see ur hurting. i see all your pain. why do u push people away? i can see ur still in love with him, stop pretending u don't.
Love them all so much. all such beautiful, gorgeous girls with hearts of gold. Can tell any of them absolutely anything, love how close iv gotten with all three of them so quickly. There Always there for me and know how to put a smile on my face and make me laugh. Love my princesses