@ElliePearce

Ellie Pearce

ellies a slut i heard this one time she bummed a sausage dog

Let me tell you something about 'ellie'. We were best friends in middle school. I know right, it's soooo embarrassing. I don’t even…whatever. So then in eighth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana--and ellie was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?!" and I'd be like, "Uh, why are you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like, "ellie, I can't invite you because I think you're a freak" I mean, I couldn't have a freak at my party! There was going to be a bbq! I mean right, she was a weird. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her and she came back in the fall for high school and her hair was all cut off and she was totally weird and now I guess she's bumming a sausage dog.
Ps just to clarify for any loser who thinks this is serious it's not, just thought I'd clarify what with all these dogs, chickens, pigs etc xoxo

Latest answers from Ellie Pearce

u always gotta be the centre of attention at court and im sick of u!!! -Duke of Buckingham

realllly close to executing u rn

soz, you were v.angry about the matter!! got a lot of anticlerical mail this morning btw, do u want me to burn it? - G.Cav

yeah, with the rest of those letters from the plebs, i mean peasants, please xoxoxo

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