i dont fink ur hot u look like a chicken wing that got put thru a paper shredder
That's the look I was going for, fanx xoxo
ellies a slut i heard this one time she bummed a sausage dog
Let me tell you something about 'ellie'. We were best friends in middle school. I know right, it's soooo embarrassing. I don’t even…whatever. So then in eighth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana--and ellie was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?!" and I'd be like, "Uh, why are you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like, "ellie, I can't invite you because I think you're a freak" I mean, I couldn't have a freak at my party! There was going to be a bbq! I mean right, she was a weird. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her and she came back in the fall for high school and her hair was all cut off and she was totally weird and now I guess she's bumming a sausage dog. Ps just to clarify for any loser who thinks this is serious it's not, just thought I'd clarify what with all these dogs, chickens, pigs etc xoxo
Why thank you anon, you're not too bad yourself ;) xoxo
PS luv u
PPS ILYSM xoxo
srsly im going to feed you to dolphins u little butt nugget
AWW you're so sweet!
guess who nigga
IS IT DA QUEEN
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Can u not
ellie somebody told me to put my boobs away i need emotional guidance through this tough time of realization that i am a whore can u lock me in the chastity cupboard