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What’s your name?What I your favorite color?Whats your favorite type of donut?What type of deodorant do you use?Are you vaccinated?Can you say the alphabet backwards?Who’s your role model?Do you have nice handwriting?Could you take your best friend in a fight?Whats your honest opinion of me?

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Elyssa Iris D.
I love all pastel colors, especially pastel pink and blue.
White powdered
I use dove, It's the more expensive coconut kind
I am, I might need to get up to date but I am.
Ummmm no, probably not lol
Myself lol
If I write more slowly, yes
Probably not lmaoo but I could try😂
I think you're a great friend, you're hilarious, your questions are fun andddd I hope you have a great fathers day!♡

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What if they ask you to compensate for the screen placement (iPhone screens are like hundreds of dollars lol)

Then they can have my middle finger in their face as payment. don't be careless if you don't want your shit broken, I have kids to clothe,feed and care for I don't have money to throw around on dumbasses

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+5 answers in: “If someone left their phone screen down on concrete and you accidentally stepped on it, would it be more your fault or their fault for any damage?”

Some really nice pens are hundreds or thousands of dollars. How would feel about stepping on one of those pens in that case?

I wouldn't give a fuck. It's a pen.

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+3 answers in: “Suppose you were walking in a park and on the path in front of you, someone left their entire fountain pen collection scattered all over the ground. Would you stop and find another path, spend a couple of minutes picking them all up, or just kick them out of the way or step on them to go forward?”

But if the pen got stepped on, don’t you think the outside finish could get scratched up?

Who gives a fuck It's a pen

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+3 answers in: “Suppose you were walking in a park and on the path in front of you, someone left their entire fountain pen collection scattered all over the ground. Would you stop and find another path, spend a couple of minutes picking them all up, or just kick them out of the way or step on them to go forward?”

Would you feel bad if you accidentally stepped on one of the fountain pens?

No? It'd be pretty stupid of someone to throw a bunch of pens on the ground in a park in the first place.

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+3 answers in: “Suppose you were walking in a park and on the path in front of you, someone left their entire fountain pen collection scattered all over the ground. Would you stop and find another path, spend a couple of minutes picking them all up, or just kick them out of the way or step on them to go forward?”
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