favourite sex position?

Go away

fat people are too lazy to bring my face to you

Then how am i going to say it to your face?

three words all girls want to hear... I'm the doctor

Best chat up line ever.

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nevermind

Fair

most definitely, got a problem with it? if so, say it to ma face ;-)

Bring your face to me bro

I don't need to prove anything to you, your tardis is broken next to a tree, mine works mofo

It isnt broken anymore, i got the Doctor to fix it. Suck itttt

haha, a hobbit, and your stomach isn't too small...

What?

I'd like to see that...

Perving on me

my neck is perfect

Prove it.

A) Why do you want your stomach smaller? you're not exactly fat B) You want yours legs smaller yet you're already quite short anyway

Because it's too big. I dont mean smaller in size, that would be stupid, I'd actually be a hobbit. I mean thinner.

if you could enhance one part of your body, making it bigger (or smaller) what would it be?

My stomach or legs. Smaller please.

all at the same time?

Yes. All of them. Im so skilled

I can't watch my back, my neck doesn't turn that far

Then your neck is wwubbishh

Who's your favourite band or artist and if you could, would you bang them?

Too many favourites but omg yes.

yo short little fuck, grab a stepladder and say that to my face mofo

I've packed my stool, watch your back fuckerrrr!

yo face makes no sense motherfucker

Say wot motherfucker? Say wot?

yup, that's what she said

That makes no sense.

too tall to be yoda

Damn it!

one you are

Hey der Yoda

s'what I thought

Feisty

say wha?

Doesnt matter

first sign of a serial killer, wanting to kill lots of people... ;-)

Thats fucking smart. Well done!

too many 'ey? haha

Indeed

if you could kill 1 person in the entire world, who would it be?

I honestly can't pick one.

Do you tolerate heat or cold better?

heattt

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