What causes you to panic?
Iraq War 2: Sarin Boogaloo got me a little freaked out for a bit
Latest answers from Emperor Justinian
Why are you a cuck?
Just being a faggot doesn't pay enough.
What could you do as a child that you can't do now?
I've gotta stop answering these auto-questions.
What does it mean when a man looks at other women when he is with his girlfriend?
What kind of retarded question is that? OH NO, HE LOOKED AT PEOPLE! Grow the fuck up.
When will the world end?
Define "the world".
What was the last picture you took with your phone?
A section of a bookstore labeled "History and Theology". I thought the obvious contradiction was funny enough to document.
What's the longest you've gone without accessing the internet?
The first 7 years of my life.
Do you like your name?
No.
Do you think people are basically bad or basically good?
Retarded question.
What is your favorite salad?
I don't eat salad.
What is your favorite tea?
Spoonclank™ breakfast tea