Why do you hate Homestuck?

Did I ever say I hated Homestuck? I just don't care about it at all.

Are Jews evil?

I'm sure there are some individual Jews that are. Not all of them though.

No offense to you or anything, but exactly why do you like that piss poor excuse of a reboot called 'Teen Titans Go'?

One, it's not a reboot. It's a parody spin off. That's what it was pitched as, and that's what it will always be. And two, I just thought it was kind of funny. Is there anything wrong with that?

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Can you name any show that you WANT to like, but you just can't?

Well I wanted to like D.Gray Man when I used to hear so much good things about it. Too bad it was schlock.

What's the scariest anime you've ever watched?

I wouldn't call any anime scary. However some villains in some animes like King Meruem from Hunter x Hunter 2011 did intimidate the hell out of me.

Are you a fan of Mario games? Which ones are your favorites?

To be honest, not really much of a Nintendo fan these days. Sorry.

Do you think it's worth buying a Wii?

Nah.

What is your goal in life?

To be huge and muscular.

Best and worst Micheal Bay movie?

Best would be Bad Boyz. I legitimately like those films. Worst would be Pearl Harbor for it's bastardization of history the way it does it.

I heard you no longer like Steven Universe. Is that true?

When did I ever like Steven Universe? I don't hate it. It just doesn't do anything to interest me.

What are your thoughts on the new Tom and Jerry show? Do you like it more than the original?

Haven't seen it.

HEY MR.GOLDBERG I WILL BE OFF FOR LIKE A COUPLE OF TEH WEEKS THERE SINCE I WILL BE HAVING DELIGHTFUL BEAUTIFUL SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. AND I WON'T BE BACK UNTIL SHE HAS THE BEST TIMES UP TEH GREATEST TIME SHE HAS WITH ME, LEWZING MY VERGENITY WILL BE GREAT!! HOW DO TEH SOUND OF THIS IS LEIK HERE?

K

DO YOU LOVE ASSASSIN'S CREED GAMES MR.GOLDBERG?

Never played them.

DO BLONDE WOMEN SMELL LIKE BANANA CUP SUNDAES MR.GOLDBERG?

Nope.

HEY WHAT IF YOU HAD YOUR OWN POWER PROTIEN DRINK THERE MR.GOLDBERG WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT? HOW SUCCESSFUL WOULD IT BE AS THE BEST MUSCLE DRUNK?

I dunno.

WHAT WAS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE GOOFY MOVIES? WHAT IF THE SAGA OF GOOFY MOVIES CONTINUED AND WELL EVEN WERE IN THEATERS MR.GOLDBERG?

I never really watched them.

MR.GOLDBERG, DO EGGS COME FROM INSIDE PEOPLE'S PRIVATES? I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS BECAUSE CHICKENS LAY EGGS FROM THEIR COLONS. I WANT TO SEE IF WOMEN CAN DO IT AS THEY CAN BIRTH FROM THEIR UTERUS AS I THOUGHT THEY COULD MAKE EGGS BUT WE CANNOT COOK THEM

Someone flunked out of sex ed.

If you could pick any Looney Tunes character to beat Ottos ass who would it be?

...Bugs.

MR.GOLDBERG MY ONE OF MY EXGIRLFRIENDS WANT TO KNOW IF TEH WORD GASSY HAS TWO 'SS''S OR THREE?

Two.

MR.GOLDBERG WHAT IF PUMPKINS GROWN ON TREES?

Then they wouldn't grow on vines. Am I supposed to think anything else?

MR.GOLDBERG WHICH INTERNET CELEBRITIES DO YOU SAY DON'T DESERVE TO MAKE BABIES?

...Onision.

MR.GOLDBERG HOW GOOD OF A NICE CREAMY DREAM WOULD IF NOSTALGIA CRITTICK AND NOSTALGIA CHICKEN HAD MADE INTERCOURSE WITH EACH OTHER AND THEN SOMETIME DID IT AGAIN AND HAD SOME BABIES?

Well I wouldn't fap to it.

UH.... WHAT AM QUESTION ARE NOW? I FORGETTING AS I AM

K.

WHAT IF SPIDERMAN HAD SEX WITH MARYJANE AND HAD A LOVELY BEAUTIFUL SEXY KID YEARS LATER? WOULD THAT BE HOT TO WATCH?

I'm sure with Rule 34 it's already happened.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... IS IT MR.GOLDSTIEN, GOLDSTINGER OR MR.GOLDBERG? I KNOW ITS SOMETHING LIKE GOLDBERGER

Goldstein.

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