Will you ever get your taste in pizza back?

Well I do plan on getting a huge big ass calzone for lunch tomorrow.

What do you think of PeanutButterGamer?

Don't know who that is. All I can say is that they sound better than DarkSydePhil.

If your entire town was playing the song 'Friday' sung by Rebecca Black and had a giant party? Would you join? What would you do?

No I wouldn't join, I'd blow my head off with a shotgun.

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What do you think of Fred?

He's a terrible character Lucas Crenshaw uses to do nothing more than make himself look like the biggest fool on the entire internet, and my ex is an idiot for liking his crappy TV movie.

Ever consider of getting a cool hairstyle? If so what would it be?

Well when I get a hair transplant I've been saving up for, I'd really REALLY like a pompadour like Josuke Higashikata from Diamond is Unbreakable.

Should George Liquor have his own show?

He kind of did in the early days of the internet. Sadly it ended on a cliff hanger where his naughty nephews were beating up on Jimmy the Idiot Boy.

Would you want to dance around with Ren & Stimpy?

To Happy Happy Joy Joy? HELL FUCKING YES!

Did DarksydePhil ruin pizza for you?

Mostly Domino's and Pizza Hut.

Would you like Lyla (from Hey Arnold) be beat up and hurt so bad until not even the hospital won't treat her or give her the shotgun and turn her into a mess?

YES!!!

Do chickens fly?

Do mice moo like cattle?

Would it make you feel better if your town turned into a war zone?

It's already a warzone, so no. No it wouldn't.

Would you want to be as manly as Duke Nukem?

YES!

Would you rather live in your town or watch Frozen?

Watch Frozen.

Who would you say is smarter people in your town or the cast in The Simpsons?

The cast of The Simpsons.

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

An update to Adobe Flash.

Are you scared of the dark?

No, I love the dark.

Would you rather watch My Little Pony or have a rocket launcher blow the crap out of it?

The one with the rocket launcher.

What if Lyla (from Hey Arnold) was sitting right next to you now?

I'd call the police as what she would be doing is called breaking and entering.

Does DJ deserve to have a crown and a scepter and rule an entire city?

Not a city, the WORLD!

Do you like the reboot or the original Spiderman movies?

Reboot. Originals gag me with a spoon.

If you had a chance to have sex with either Amy Rose, Princess Elise or Ramona Flowers who would you pick?

Princess Elise as she's the only one of those three that looks remotely human as well as at the age of consent.

Who will be the next person you will kiss?

I'm hoping a babe that works down at the BK I tell about shows I miss. I.M. Weasel, Justice Friends, Ren and Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life etc. But considering she has a ring on her finger, I'm not trying anything,

Are you usually late, early or right on time?

A little early.

What animal do you think is the scariest?

A panda bear. Those things just look unnatural. I also think Okapi look like something out of place in our world.

If you could live anyone's life for a day, who would it be?

Josuke Higashikata's from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable.

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