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Sam Ward

Your perfect girl? describe her :3

Well, I could just say the usual 'Blonde hair, blue eyes. Etc.' But, who actually knows what their perfect girl is until they actually meet her? You can't describe a perfect girl because every girl brings their own perfect, things that you wouldn't think of. You can only know a girl is perfect once you've shared memories and experiend things.. Then you know. Although, I know a girl that is pretty damn close.
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Latest answers from Sam Ward

What's on your to-do list this weekend?

Jessica Ennis, Mila Kunis, Lily Allen, Emma Watson.
Oh, sorry, I thought you asked 'who' was on my to-do list.
Lol

What's the furthest from home you've been?

I've been fingered
Oh, shit, I think I misread the question...

favourite bands?

Blur
Arcade Fire
Eels
Spiritualized
Pulp
Velvet Underground
Beat Connection
Kaiser Chiefs
How about yourself?

What would you like to study at University?

This is a very sensible question, why so normal and sensible? I am pleasantly surprised. Preferably, English literature. How about you, nice sensible Ask.fm user?

Flow as you go, flow as you go, smear shit on your children's faces, my heart doesn't beat when you're not within a 12 mile radius of my house. Even when I'm not in it

I'm not 100% sure who our target audience is, lets hope its not 10 year old kids.

I haven't seen your beautiful face recently enough and it's stopping the flow of blood to my heart, I'm dying. help me

That sounds like it should be a poem, or a song. OMG THAT'S THE OPENING TO OUR LATEST SINGLE. It shall be called, 'Flow'

You take their precious freedom away, Binding them in your big hands of loneliness. Your cruel intentions make many suffer, Taking away our happiness, Taking our beloved away.

Well done, you just quoted the poem 'Kidnapping' by Maria Andrea Goez. Massive fan of hers, massive fan.

Who are your best friends?

Did you ever watch that CBBC programme called 'Best of friends'? Where friends would go on and basically bully the smallest one by not letting him/her go on the final 'fucky' challenge (put mentos in coke or something equally disheartening) and they had to sweep horse shit out of hay instead. Yeah, well, I would like to go on that with you. Just you. Because I don't have any other friends

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