don't just answer one of my questions. Now I really do look thick.
Who are you? I don't even know which question is yours!
Who are you currently talking to?
Are you part of the debate or what? I don't even know what's going on!!
I forgot where I left off, so I'll start from here, So I thought I'd tell you that Adam is also funny, but if you aren't brothers it would be rather irrelevant to you, until one of your not so funny friends, thought he/she was being clever by trying to correct me, I am deeply offended. In my point o
I was actually reffering to your failing to notice what I did in your question from thick anon. Oh, I can be your hockey apprentice? Don't flatter me too much...
Well, I am a demon in defence. I like to think you go home and worship a picture of me holding the golden hockey bat I won in December 1983. I'll sign your shirt if you want?
No, but if they weren't brothers, there would be not point saying that Adam is funny to you.
Let's start a debate!
Not to worry, someone has to be on the ball enough to cover for you when you take a well deserved break!
Are we talking about hockey? Because, at the end of the day, I need a well earned break! Considering I do all the work. You can be my apprentice.
'You're both really funny if so'... so you're saying if they weren't brothers, Sam suddenly becomes un-funny? How does that even work? It makes no difference who his brother is as to whether of not Sam is funny, surely?
Touche! Thanks for picking up on something I missed, Rowan.
No it's Lomas, looking forward to the spoons tomorrow !
I know, Chris! I'm looking forward to our heart to heart over a ham, egg and chips.
Are you Adam Ward's brother? You're both really funny if so.
I am. Is this Adam?
what is your longest relationship?
2 months.. In year 8. Not what I would call a 'perfect relationship'.
Your hot!
And you're cold, you're yes and you're no, you're up and you're down, you're in and you're out. Katy Perry-Hot and Cold, Year 7 disco tuuuuuuune.
Where would you say the hottest place for a tattoo on a girl should be?
I don't actually, personally, find them attractive on girls so I couldn't say. However, I would love a massive picture of my face tattooed on their left boob!
Awh you're a cutie aren't you? That was lovely! I'm guessing that someone who's "pretty damn close" is Boris?
Hmm.. Maybe but him and I have experienced things and done things that we aren't proud of.. I could never go back to that. He made me so happy but he cheated on me with Beyonce :/ he denied it but I knew, his cock smelt of Jay-Z.
thoughts on tattoo's and piercings?
It totally depends where they are. For example, if there's a descreet or classy tattoo, its fine. Sometimes they can even look good. However, if you have a tattoo on your face then that's a no. Its the same for piercings, if you have pierced somewhere weird then that's a no.
What do you hate in girls?
Definitely a lack of self confidence. Although, over self confident girls are even more irritating.
your dream girl sounds like boris
If Boris was a girl, you would be correct.
I know who the perfect girl is, she is the one that loves me
I'm glad. But for me, who hasn't got that luxury, being asked to 'describe' her is hard. Also, what If you don't love her back?
Your perfect girl? describe her :3
Well, I could just say the usual 'Blonde hair, blue eyes. Etc.' But, who actually knows what their perfect girl is until they actually meet her? You can't describe a perfect girl because every girl brings their own perfect, things that you wouldn't think of. You can only know a girl is perfect once you've shared memories and experiend things.. Then you know. Although, I know a girl that is pretty damn close.
Whats the one thing that you are most attracted to in a girl/guy?
'IN' a girl/guy? Well, I have to admit that I like the kidneys, the liver is alright too I guess. But my favourite bit is the long, sloppy, wet intestines.. Yum