this is bullshit youre bee essing me in some wway awwful you dont lie but you do tease and ill tranfuse my kickass royal blood out wwith incontinent musclebeast discharge if i wwont knoww wwhen im gettin hooked

FUCKcingG ERIDAN IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG
PRINCE OF HOPE WELCOME
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i laughed way too hard while writing that tbh i wish i was 13 and awkward... dodge has been goooood hbyyy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@22222222222221

Marina
I HONESTLY CAN'T OMG I RECITED IT TO MY FRIENDS TODAY AND WE LAUGHED FOR WAY LONGER THAN WE SHOULD HAVE
llfe is okay, sometimes you're the enchilada, sometimes you're the burnt bits ja feel
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I DIDNT WANT TO ASK THAT ANON WTF

Marina
I'M SCREAMING OMG OF COURSE YOU WROTE THAT
A+++
THANK U HOW HAS LIFE BEEN

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hi i wrote a poem 4 u hi franci ur name rhymes with nanci blee blee blap bloo my dog just took a poo on my floor kicked it out the door slipped cuz it peed on the floor tbh i dont know where the fuck this is going but i like srek and i spelt shrek wrong omg ayyy lmao

...i love this so much
i'm going to print this and put it on my wall because
i am moved
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HEy just WANted to say THAt you Make MY lifE and THAt YoU are A WONDERFUL Purrrsoooonnnn AND keeP oN lIVING Like THEir Ain't GonNA Be A ChocOLATe FOR THe next 10 DAYS???

gamzee???
FRICK WHOEVER YOU ARE I LOVE YOU
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im gay should i just come out

first of all, make sure you're sure and confident of yourself. i came out to a few people as pansexual and then realized... not entirely true. ended up being pretty straight, just thought girls were super pretty. (AND THEY ARE!) just a warning because that messed with me. if you're like... yeah. i'm gay, that's fantastic. decide who you're comfortable telling. tell them. if that means everybody, go for it. coming out is always hard because the world is still (for some reason, in 2014!!!) shaky when it comes to LGBT* folks, so just make sure you're in a safe place and have people that can back you up if anything goes down.
ultimately, it's your decision! i've heard so many stories of relief and freedom once folks have come out and there are so, so, so many communities and places that will accept you for who you are and provide answers and support. (if you're in leaside, i recommend the GSA, despite my whole bias, they've backed me up each and every time i've felt down, and we're a fantastic family, everybody's welcome) of course, as a chick that checks out mostly heterosexual, i can't be in your place right now. i don't know exactly how you feel, but if you want to talk to some friends of mine who have also been through the pitfalls and tough stuff, i can get you in touch with some folks.
don't put yourself in danger and keep your brave lil head up. i'm always here if you need anything! lots of warm fuzzies.

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Are you afraid of falling in love?

well i mean it happened so
i'm afraid it's a PRETTY INOPPORTUNE TIME FOR THIS TO BE ASKED
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there once was a slithering poo, he slithered out of you, the slithery poo, all covered in goo, he slithered out of you -an original poem

...who are you
your poems make my life
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penis poo i love you penis pee christmas tree

literally me in a nutshell

Would you rather eat your dads toenails, or a raw egg (with the shell and everything)?

what the fok
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Ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha hahaha hah-hahahaha hehehehe hohohohoh hihihhihhihih

...i know the tune

omg wow anon hate sucks!! accept everyone!! hating sucks!! especially online!! especially anon!! no hating ever lol!! except when u have unjustified beef with someone THEN its tots ok to harass them over ask fm lol right?? haha so accepting!!! haha!! - oolleeeevv (that me -_-)

THE LIFE
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[Bridge:] I wear your granddad's clothes I look incredible I'm in this big ass coat From that thrift shop down the road I wear your granddad's clothes (damn right) I look incredible (now come on man) I'm in this big ass coat (big ass coat) From that thrift shop down the road (let's go) [Hook] Is

the story of thrift shop: mackleLORE
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j amo frank

OLIV
TE AMO OLIVE
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Z

Z top

Ah Mr. Sneky I see u r wearing ur fance top

...who are you and do you play neocortex

Propane and propane accessor ies

blast off
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Jump in the line rock your body on time

OKAY I BELIEVE YOU
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honk ho nk

OLIV
gamzNO
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what t hé honk

rudé
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emporer, adelie, macaroni, chinstrap or rockhopper penguin?

fan of the emperor. rockhopper is a close second, those things look fantastic. penguins are my favourite animal wahoo

What the fuck

yep!

Train simulator, mother, what you know? Train simulator, watch the trains go. I pull up to the station, ya I'm on time, stacking my chips when they hop on my line...

I RIDE TRAINS EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S MY DAY JOB
GIVE ME THE CONTROLS AND I TAKE OFF
EVERY DRIVER KNOWS
A TRAIN NEEDS SOME LOVIN
102 HOURS PLAYED
I REGRET NOTHIN

When was the last time you looked in the mirror and called yourself ugly? Haha that mirror must have shattered and you would have been a big fat liar, cause your beautiful (and smart you fugdenugget!)

aw oh my gosh thanks friend!!

I think you would make a great kangaroo, wouldn't you agree?

i have a lot of respect for kangaroos

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