It would lose too much of its flavour I think, but you could have the set dressing without the content easily enough.
Because they're determined to test my tolerance for people's personal sexual proclivities even worse than furries do. The bastards.
Some of the symbolism is interesting and the long-distant pagan roots, but the act itself is just cringey and annoying.
I can't bake, so no.
I don't think I ever have, it's not the type of thing I'd enjoy.
Depends what you mean by cock.
Outsource to the developing world :P
I'd love to go... dressed as Tim the Enchanter.
No, but if I had to go back to dating again I might be tempted.
I can't watch it on TV, let alone plunge my hands into someones gutty-wuts.
The only forms of exercise that appeal to me are sex and paintball/laser tag.
No. When vat-grown meat comes along properly and becomes affordable I'll eat that by preference though.
"You'll use what you learned here every day."
I'm just happy Geoffrey off Rainbow could still get work after his sex change.
Sounds like a dungeon in need of clearing.
No, he'd become breakfast.
This is basically what I do for work.
Bat my eyelashes.
A universal rate of income tax would have to be somewhere in the region of 30-40%, if it replaced all other forms of tax and affected all forms of income. Flat rate is appealing for simplicity, but a scaling rate makes more sense for various reasons. I think a curve rather than tax brackets makes better sense though.