What do you make of Rein•Hagen's upcoming Zombie RPG?
I don't really know what to make of it. I'm not a fan of running zombies or intelligent zombies (beyond Bub). Land of the Dead was too much.
Do you think uptight Catholic virgin Danielle is justified in getting so upset over her fellow Big Brother housemates swearing and talking about their sexual exploits in her presence, or does she need to take a reality check and accept that's what she signed up for when she entered the house?
I give precisely zero fucks for Big Brother.
Have you ever tried telling a really funny story that you were unable to finish due to laughing too hard whilst you were telling it?
Which train journey would you most like to go on if you had the opportunity - the 2 hour Eurostar service from London to Paris, or the 54 hour Ghan train in Australia from Adelaide to Darwin (with a 4 hour stop in Alice Springs inbetween)?
I've been through the chunnel. So the other one.
What is the best thing to eat for breakfast?
Nothing. Breakfast is for losers.
Have twitter ?
Da.
If you were to find a mystical mirror, like the Mirror Of Erised in the first Harry Potter film, which instead of showing your reflection, showed what your heart most desired, what do you think you'd see when you looked in that mirror??
A news report about 'We Hate GrimCon' 2015 having exploded due to a leaking gas main.
Any of them, provided they're played at a volume level too low for human hearing to discern.
If a random person sat on the seat next to you on a busy bus or train but then moved away as soon a free double seat became available, would you be offended??
No, that's silly. Why would it be offensive?
If you found a baby Tiger cub abandoned on your doorstep, what would you do with it?
Raise it, dye it green, dress it in armour and ride it around shouting 'By the power of Greyskull!;
Which would you rather, an exotic meal out at a five star restaurant or a delicious chocolate cake from a local bakery??
The meal. I'm not that keen on chocolate.
How did the Al Jazeera appeance come about?
A long time ago I was asked to comment after Margaret Thatcher's death and took them up on it. I'd been quite vocal on Twitter, blogs and other social media about what a horrible witch she was and they wanted a comment from me. I think, since then, I've been on their radar and I have a fairly large social media footprint anyway. One or more of the producers following the YesAllWomen tag - and the others around it - read my blog 'The Dude Has Nowhere to Abide' and contacted me to see if I was willing to be on the show. I think because I was neither a male feminist, nor to the extremes of some parts of the 'manosphere'. I hope I did OK.
So youuu're doin' each other are ya, but who's gonna put out for old Shamus?!
The sideboard.
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Idiocracy. Far too plausible.
If you could save any one character out of the one's who died in Harry Potter who would you choose??
Voldemort.
Do you think humans really did land on the moon or do you think all the evidence (such as the American flag blowing when there should have supposedly been no air to blow it) points to it all being an elaborate hoax??
All these supposed complaints have been thoroughly debunked. Yes, we landed there, we can see it in photographs of the moon and the fact we can bounce lasers off mirrors deployed there by the astronauts.
What are your thoughts on the two 12 year old American girls facing up to 60 years in prison for attempting to kill their friend by stabbing her 19 times, because they wanted to join the cult of 'Slender Man', a fictional internet demon-like character who they thought was real?
The first recorded instance of a tulpa? I think people will make a fuss over it, but what are we going to do? Ban people from telling creepy stories? The problem is the girls.
During her recent tour of the UK, Miley Cyrus praised Birmingham for being "the sluttiest city in the world". Do you think that's true or do you think she really needs to be visiting a few more cities before reaching that conclusion?
The fucks I give about anything to do with Miley Cyrus are so small they challenge the idea of the planck length.