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What is your favorite motto or saying?

Wait, I'm supposed to pick just one? Pfft. Screw that. Plus I could swear I've answered this one before, but oh well. Here we go, kids.
HELLSCREAM'S EYES ARE UPON YOU.
#TheLadiesLoveGarrosh
FUCK YOU, VARIAN (#FYV)
You will SERVE the Horde...or be CRUSHED BENEATH IT.
FUCKING TIME TRAVEL!!
You. Are. DISMISSED.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon squares.
And of course...
EPIC VERSE!

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Do you's think yo sexy?

No, I KNOW it. #TheLadiesLoveGarrosh
...I also know, based on how you wrote that question, that my IQ is a multiple of yours. So, there. A Two-fer. Possibly a two-times-fer.

Can I have some more Saurfang facts? I just wanna know what to expect when I meet the guy.

Okay, here we go:
Every time a warlock makes someone run away in fear, he pays a royalty to Saurfang.
Saurfang can burn a candle at both ends. Because even his lighter cleaves.
Death once had a near-Saurfang experience.
Saurfang once hit the “repair everything” button. Repairs on Orgrimmar and Stormwind were immediately completed.
There was going to be a street named for Saurfang in Orgrimmar, but the plan was canceled for safety reasons, because nobody crosses Saurfang and lives.
If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly aren’t Saurfang.
Mannoroth became more powerful by drinking Saurfang’s blood.
Fate doesn’t like to tempt Saurfang.

What is your favorite flavor?

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Bacon. No, coffee. No, bacon. No, coffee. DAMMIT. Hang on, can we say baconated coffee? Is baconated coffee a thing yet? Can we get some people on this? We live in a world packed to the gills with mad scientists, somebody needs to make baconated coffee a thing.

What or who is on your smartphone lock screen or desktop wallpaper? Post a picture if you want.

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((Ready for a real shocker? I've literally never -- not once, ever, in my life -- set a lock screen or desktop wallpaper. Every device I've ever owned had kept its default from the time it came out of the box to the day it was replaced.))
((This may be related in some way to the fact that I also never transmogged anything!))

What race/class combination that is unavailable would you most like to play? #OOC

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((I'm unsubscribed now and pretty unlikely to come back, so I'm probably not the person to ask... :-/ ))

Who inspires your #RP style? What characters or people inspire how you role-play your character? #OOC (Apologies if I ask this question to a non-RPer)

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((I can't say I was inspired by a specific source for the voice I've adopted for blog/Twitter-Garrosh (and really, my Garrosh voice is probably way too glib and ridiculous for the word "inspired" even to be appropriate), but I'm sure there were plenty of characters that influenced me without me thinking about it. Definitely the old Sargeras blog. Probably a few doses of Strong Bad. And it's occurred to me lately that the way I write Garrosh probably contains a lot of Jayne Cobb from Firefly.))

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?

I've got this scar on my upper lip that I got from a minor accident around Grommash Hold. I slipped and fell while I was putting some boxes on a high shelf... only it just so happened that my wyvern Mortimer was sound asleep right underneath me. So... I landed on him, he woke up startled, and he snapped at me before he realized what was going on. So I ended up with a nice little facial memento, and Mortimer ended up acting all attentive and apologetic the rest of the night.
((No joke -- I have the exact same scar, in the same place on my upper lip, as Garrosh's model. Freakish but true coincidence. Same story as above, just replace Mortimer the wyvern with Sawyer the dog.))

What famous people do you share a birthday with?

Oddly enough, @HighlordFordrin. Yes, really.
((Pulling back the curtain a moment: my RL birthday is December 17, so I looked up famous people who share that birthday. One of them is Bernard Hill, who, in addition to being Theoden from the Lord of the Rings movies, is the in-game voice actor for Tirion Fordring. And so, I figured...why not?)
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If you could live in any fictional universe what would it be?

You clearly don't realize who you're asking this, do you?
Although, if I'm going to split hairs, I'd rather live in the blog version of my universe (shameless self-plug! warchiefscommandboard.com!) than Blizzard's official version. But then, I'm totally biased because I prefer to live in a world where I make sense.

Is ur parents divorced?

((Interesting thing about this question. At first glance, it looks like just another one of those dimwit questions from a random imbecile. But if you rearrange the letters, you discover that it's actually a fine summary of much of my Ask.fm feed. Because as it turns out, "Is ur parents divorced" is an anagram for:
NERD VERSUS IDIOT CRAP
That pretty much sums up a big chunk of my responses, doesn't it? It's me against you, idiots...))

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