Mm hi mr zimbabwe. actually i was looking for my friend and he's malaysian. did you see him?
Oh you mean that camouflage guy? At first i thought he's chinese but it turns out he's a malay. His genetic camouflage is so good. Plus, he's a good looking man
Yo wazzup miss. What's wrong? Are you lost? Don't ask me. I'm from zimbabwe. Just now,i asked for a direction from some kids. They just say "you go straight, you don't belok belok"
haha volunteer jadi bibik aku nampak. hm cerita apa?
Bukan bibik. Jadi surirumah and suri di hati you, nyah. Aww. Hehe. Anak buah aku, masa berbuka tadi, ibu aku kenakan pickup line kat dia. Lepas pickup line, mak aku sebut ciaa ciaa ciaa. Anak buah aku kata taknak. Kitorang fikir apa yang dia taknak. Pastu ibu terfikir, taknak cicah. Sebab dia tengah makan benda bercicah. Gelak besar kitorang tadi