If Peter has 12 apples and paul has 5 . how many apples would they both have if you multiplied the number to the cross sectional diameter of the sun plus a piece of pie ???
What kind of pie?
8======D is this a shovel, or a crying smiley face??
It's clearly a penis.
What does GOOGLE stand for?
What's Google?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
Three
do you like piercings and tattoos on girls?
Yes and yes.
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
Because the man that invented bras thought that women had 2 parts to their underwear and men had only one so it should be fair that they're called 'a pair of boxers' and 'a bra'.
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
That or BuSu.
Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?
Because vegetables and beans are not the same thing.
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Ambulances go really fast, so if they hit someone they might be dead instantly, so might as well call another ambulance and they keep going to the original saving.
Does the Queen Bee have a King?
No, he was killed.
How long is a piece of string?
10cm to 25cm, give or take.
Why aren't Blueberry's blue?
It is said that the man that saw the first blueberry was colour blind.
Why are Softballs hard?
Softball is difficult, not hard.
Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?
Because 'they' are stupid.
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
The word 'eleven' is actually slang for onety-one and by time the word became extinct.