The Miranda Rights as I'm getting arrested and cuffed. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?"
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Are we using sugar for rocket fuel now? That's brilliant. Hopefully, America will go on a forced diet for NASA.
Does the fact that you are exceptionally beautiful, voluminously clever, charmingly sweet, and inordinately sexy prove that God is bias?
It proves that love is blind. *kiss*
I'll have a 'Treat', please. I'd like to eat it off you too, thanks.....Does my pseudo-politeness make it any less vulgar?
You are immune from vulgarity, creepiness, or perviness. Whether it's your charm and charisma, or your lovely British accent, you could say pretty much anything and get a pass. Or maybe it's just because I love you. <3*hands you treat*
I just saw your answer to Will's question lol. Your friend answered it, too.
Erm...if Mr Photog was my friend, don't you think he would stop calling me "Glenda" by now? It's been like a year or something, and he still can't seem to distinguish between an I and an E. Which reminds me, we must make a Scrabble date soon, tealshoespumpkinbunny.
Why did the GOP decide to play chicken with Obama with such a weak hand?
Is this the point where the Republicans realize just how toxic the Tea Party is or do they double down?
YAY you let me post Mr. Photog's answer to the question "Would you ever sleep with your ex?" His answer:"i slept with my ex last week and the sex is great. it usually is with her. personally i think most sex is great unless you are fat and just lay there and you can't follow instruction. if a girl can follow instruction and is semi flexible she will have a good time and so will I. But if i got one of those girls who dont do this or don't do that, then it will be wham bam thank you mam.Personally I try not to get sleep with my ex's cause i don't want them thinking all im good for is penis. You definitely don't want girls thinking that is all you have to offer. Source(s): on a scale to 1-10 of sex, my ex is about a 7. Edited 1 hour ago"OMG OMG OMG Is this guy for real?? "Follow instruction". Okay, my instruction to Mr Photog: Bend over the table while I go get my broomstick. PS. I have an evil streak tonight, I warned you, Applepumpkins. :)
Mkay, on a creepy scale of 1-10, you've successfully hit a 10. Top Pervert level. (I've decided to start telling it like it is, Neo. Sorry, you're only my 3rd attempt at offending people by pointing out how what they say really makes me feel. lol)
Am I the only American that can't stand that "reality" show, "Duck Dynasty"? It's the highest rated reality show on cable right now and I don't understand why. It's just ridiculous and the "stars" are very narcissistic.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_Dynasty Are you a fan of this show?
Wow, I didn't know Christina Ricci was that small. That's the kind of pic where you visualize them having sex and wonder how it's possible or what it looks like. Well, in my mind, anyway. lolMore disturbing? Eh, same. Nothing new seeing Hugh Heffner with another young beautiful blonde.
Do you prefer to ask or answer questions?
In GS, I like to ask. Here, I like to answer. I don't know why. *shrug*
Love and kisses, babypussy xx
Love and kisses, babyglinda. <3<3
What can be done to help pedestrians with no sense of urgency cross busy intersections with greater haste?
Chuck rocks and stuff at them to make them put down their darn cell phones and finally realize they are in a cross walk. Have you noticed how many people are looking at their phones when crossing the street? Crazy peeps. Another fine First World Pain, btw. You are good with coming up with them. lol :)
Well, two types of vacations for me. The beachy, tropical vacation where all you do is lay on the sand and eat/drink yourself into a coma and there is no thinking involved....*dreams*....or, the type of vacation where you go to see historical things, like going to Europe.One is relaxing and drooling, and the other is staring at famous, historical buildings and running around saying "wow would you look at that fricking castle!!!" a million times. Both are so nice.
Women - do you consider it an insult or a compliment when a guy says you look like his favorite porn actress?
I'm not into guys who watch porn so frequently that they have a "favorite" porn actress. That just seems creepy. So, for me, insult, because it seems to reflect badly on him. YES I AM A PRUDE SOMETIMES. :)
Oh my God! Those cats are so cute. I love their big eyes and their round faces!!! Oh Boss is going to get so jealous. He doesn't like when I ask you questions. But I had to comment on those cats!@
I love cats and I think you should get one. There are so many cats that need a good home. Boss likes kitties too. And he doesn't care if you ask me questions. :)
Is it important that a person's eyebrows match their hair? Is it okay to be bottle blonde with big, dark eyebrows? What about people with colourful hair, like pink, or that ash grey that's popular atm - should a blue-haired person have blue eyebrows? Yours sincerely, gingerkat
Yes, eyebrows should match hair. Except in the cases of unnatural colors like pink and blue, then all bets are off. What would be really cool is to have pink hair, and then dye all body hair pink too, so your eyebrows, eyelashes, leg hair, and vaggie hair are all matchy. If you're up for an experiment and want to try this, please post pics. xoxox
Do you reckon that playing intensive sports on a regular basis makes a woman's boobs sag prematurely? Love from, sportykat
That's what sports bras are for. Get a good one that will really mash you down, and bounce around all you want...they don't move. xoxox
What is the best, most ethical way for an undateable wemon to have babies? Please choose from the following options - sperm donor, adoption, rape, babytheft. Lots of love, babykat
Gah!! You are not undateable, silly. I'd rule out rape and babytheft and go with the classic holes in the condoms. It's tried and true. According to the guys on GS, it happens all the time, along with fishing a used condom out of the trash and inseminating yourself with the contents. Cause we womenz are so evil and stuff ;)
Hi Glinda! xD Thanks for the BA!! That was sweet. But I do want to clarify that Larry McMurtry didn't write the short story of Brokeback Mountain, he was the main writer for the screenplay adaption of the movie. E. Annie Proulx is the author of the original short story.