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Did you know that if you don't open a can of Spam after 4 months, it will explode and make a right mess of the kitchen? They cover it up, but believe me, it happens.

I can't think of much else that would be weirder than a can of exploding Spam. So...it's all a cover up? Maybe you should take this to the media. :)
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What is your favourite way to end a written/email correspondence? Do you feel uncomfortable using the same format every time; do you prefer to switch it up a little for variety?

If it's a GS email, I end it with "Peace, Glinda".
If it's a family/friend email, I end it with "Love, Glinda".
If it's a business email, I end it with "Regards, Glinda Bells". Or "Sincerely". I switch back and forth.
Oh, and my name is not really Glinda Bells. ;)
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Does your heart pound sometimes like a Lebanese yacht club?

No, my heart pounds more like a Japanese yacht club.
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So, my closest guy friend is married. How do I save said male and stop that wedding?

Ryou1’s Profile PhotoRyou
Don't try to stop the wedding unless you have clear evidence that it would be a really bad thing. (like if you googled his fiance and found a long prison record, or if you found out the fiance is already married).
Despite what they say on GS about "saving" men from marriage, people should make their own decisions. It's how we learn in life. :)
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Do you have a saucerful of secrets?

No, I've been way too much of an open book online. I really wish I could go back, and be much more anonymous about myself.
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What is the most overdone GS discussion?

ColonelReb’s Profile PhotoBuster
- Inventions
- Gold digging and paying on dates
- Friend zoning
- Domestic Violence ("can I hit her back?")
- People asking about attractiveness "do men like curves?" "rate me"
- "Western Women"
- Rape (it's definition "was this rape?" and also false rape accusations)
Gah....I realize now why I am so sick to death of GS. It's all the same thing, over and over again.
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Is it ethical for business owners to employ only ugly people to work in customer service roles, to bring in more money?

No, looks shouldn't be a factor in getting a job. Other than being neat, clean, well-dressed and groomed.
Also, there have been studies done that show a sales force should mirror their customers. So, for instance, a car dealership. If 25% of the customers are black, then 25% of the sales people should be black. If 25% of the customers are middle aged women, then 25% of the sales people should be middle aged women.
And...even if 90% of the customers are middle aged white men, then the sales people should reflect that statistic. It's been proven that those are the most successful business models. People like to do business with people they relate to.
Let's face it, the general public, on an attractiveness scale, might average a 4, on a scale of 1-10. If I'm a 4, I really don't want to buy a car from a girl who is a 10 and looks like a Barbie. Screw her and her fake bewbs. And while a man who rates a 4 might want to chat up the Barbie-girl, he's not going to buy a car from her. He wants someone who can speak his language.

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When encountering girl haters on forums like GS or the internet in general, are you at the point where you laugh it off, or even pity said individuals, or does misogynistic language still offend you?

JessePinkmanGS’s Profile PhotoGrackles Know Your Real Name
Misogynistic language doesn't offend me. Because the really hating kind, that you see on GS occasionally or on AVFM, is typically generalized "all women" (which is not true). And, it really says more about THEM (the hater) than it says about women.
I think that if you peeled back the layers of their hate language, you would see a person who has been deeply wounded, *or* a person who is just looking to get a reaction from women. I've never laughed it off, I don't find hate speech to be funny, but I have felt pity.
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So far, how many people have you seriously let down?

I don't know of any off the top of my head, that have told me point blank I've let them down.
They are all probably keeping it to themselves, and going to therapy to handle their disappointment in me.

Do you agree that there should be Ejaculation Tax, since all sex is rape, including masturbation?

Who have you been hanging out with, getting these weird ideas about "all sex is rape?" What kind of freaks would believe that all sex is.....erm......oh yeah. Gender Studies. nm.

Who is the sweetest man you know? What is his full name and telephone number?

Shhhh....Men don't like us to use words like cute or sweet. They prefer terrifying names that strike fear in the heart of others, or refer to their sexual prowess. Anyways...
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE HIS REAL NAME OR PHONE NUMBER. YOU CAN TORTURE ME BUT I'LL NEVER SPILL IT. NEVER. NEVER. NEVER. HE'S MINE. ALL MINE. BACK OFF, BIATCH. *points switch blade at you*

So you shared a dorm with 4 gay boys?

haha
I don't know why they are all in their underwear. They sure weren't gay. There are empty tequila bottles surrounding us in the pic. Maybe they were trying to encourage us.
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Do you indulge in a bit of strip poker?

Once in college. There is actually a picture I have of us in my dorm room. My roommate and I and 4 boys. Somehow the boys are all in their underwear, but my roomie and I are mostly clothed. The boys cheated and tried to lose so they could get naked. I think that's weird....wouldn't they cheat so they could get us naked? But anyway, I wouldn't have actually stripped.
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Have you ever played Naked Twister?

No.
And I've never played naked "finding white jelly beans in the snow" like JLR said he did with his sorority sisters. hehe
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If someone calls me a "hoe", do you think that they meant I'm the kinda guy that breaks up the the status quo (metaphorical "soil") and causes positive change (metaphorically "planting the seeds" of change)?

You're putting way too much symbolic thought into this. If someone calls you a hoe, you're a manslut. :)
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