Ask @Glintofsilver:

my lady, thou art as a vintage wine on a summer cruise with skin like a gourmet chocolate. My blood would boil as to smell thine perfume and your body as I mount atop it.

Tim Bush
Nah you're just taking the piss mate asdkkkk

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are heterosexual boys suppose to bite a banana sideways?

Nah they're supposed to lick it from the bottom to the top first, then bite the tip and work their way down from there

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You are one very faithful girlfriend. Your MAN is lucky. I run now... But before I do I take a picture of my dick, put it in a bottle with Galaxy too, and float it to Laaandaaan.

LOOOOL you have severe issues

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What? That wasn't asking if you were to meet with a tiger .

You asked if tigers were abstinent and if I hadn't met that special someone. Kinda thought you meant I wanted to mate to with a tiger lol

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If you forgot you had a naked picture of yourself in your phone and someone went through your phone randomly and said "Nice photo, but why do you have a naked picture in here?" What would you do?

Walt
Cry lol

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Would you be a risk-taker, and get a tattoo of the name of the person whom you were married to? Do you think your partner would choose to get a tattoo as well?

Walt
No way. I refuse to get a person's name tattooed on me, and I wouldn't want him to get a tattoo with my name on either

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