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What’s the most embarrassing thing your have ever done?

Once when I was a pre-teen (Like, Middle School), my older brother had invited a friend over to our house. We were all in the kitchen (My brother, his friend, our younger brother, and our mom) having a fun conversation. I'm drinking a cup of water through a straw for some reason. I move my head down to drink out of the straw, but I miss completely and end up jamming the straw in my nose. Thinking that nobody had seen me, I correct my action and drink out of the straw; only for my mom to point it out. Her delivery was so good and strong that I just start fucking DYING. I couldn't freaking breathe. It was hilarious.

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