At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real?
8. It went like this, my cousins like - " so what did your parents get you for christmas?" Me - " you mean santa" Cousin - " hahah dumbfuck, you nazi son of a bitch there is no such thing as santa " Me - * runs to mom * is santa not real ? Mom - hahaha you faggot you actually believed me, oh god should have used a condom " Me - my whole life is a lie
1) all my best friends left 2) 1% hot girls 3) my grade is full of peasants 4) this amazing teacher who calls my parents if i dont bring my almanac ( diary ) to school 5) some common teachers for cbse and igcse 6) pedo maids 7) cameras in classes! 8) i had to write an application to the principal because i called a spanish teacher ' pagal ' thinking she wont get it 9) i had to write an application for calling the sanskrit teacher a ' faggot' thinking she wont get it 10) i was suspended for not complaining about my friend who taught the meaning of gay to another kid. That's not the daily retarded, that's speacial retarded Etc etc
I have a boyfriend who never cared about me at first, but slowly started getting serious.In between he flirted with other girls but if we broke up people told me he regretted it so we got back.I loved him from the start.He's serious now but from the past few days it seems its all just physical.Help?
I looked into her eyes and said " your sister is a better kisser" Jk i regret it because she was a bitch If she reads this i'm dead Her best friend follows me on ask.fm Fml