today in vector's language our professor made us prove 2+2=10..... then 2+2=5....... then 2+2=0.......... man what's the damn problem with this physics.......... I mean "the more you study,the more common sense you lose".......( sending to random people I follow)
My Uncle and his friend were talking about Ideal Boy while I entered the room . His friend said, " We can judge a boy by his messages.Hasan give me your mobile you're a good boy. I'm sure you do not chat with girls." Me, looking towards my uncle that he might say to keep the mobile in my pocket, brought mobile from pocket and gave it to his friend. After opening my messages, he was stunned and I was ashamed when he was speaking names of the girls which were in my messaging list. That was the most awkward moment for me ever.
Assalaamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh..Have you sent salutations upon Muhammadﷺ today? ALLAHUMMA SALLI WA SALLIM AALA NABIYYINA MUHAMMAD..MuhammadﷺSaid,"who sends blessings on me once Allah sends blessings on him ten times,removes his ten sins & raises him by ten degrees"(Nisaa'i)@islamis_love
The correct way of greeting in islam is"Assalaamualaikum"and in reply "Walaikumassalaam"many people say (Asakum,Walikumsalam etc) which is wrong,the meaning changes from "MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU"to"MAY ALLAH DESTROY YOU"and becomes like cursing others so pls correct your greeting and say others too! :)
Me : Which political party do you support? -.- He : PTI. Me : Agar mjhey ticket milti hai then kisko support karey ga? -.-.- He : PMLN ko hee karna parrey gaa. Me : Yayyee isi liye I love you. :D