Well. Sit down, this story may take a while.
Crumble Lane School was an extremely dull school. So dull even the spiders yawned. Everyone in the school was bored everyday. except for Natalie who would spend every day doing maths worksheets. One day a boy knocked on Natalie's door. He was wearing a purple coat, giant green glasses and spiky hair. Natalie was overwhelmed. H e then proceded to say that his name was Posh Watson, and that he was Natalie's new neighbour.And so they walked to school together.
As soon as Posh got to school he was the next big thing, everyone talked about him. The next morning Posh was nowhere to be seen. So Natalie walked to school by herself.When she arrived everyone was wearing purple coats, big green glassses and spiked up hair. Natalie couldn't see Posh anywhere. And then she saw him, and he wasn't wearing a purple jacket or big glasses. Posh had a feathered hat and black cloak. When Natalie asked him why he wasn't wearing a purple jacket or spiky hair, he replied with " purple jackets and spiky hair are for glazzed-out Bondos."
And so the legacy of the bondo began.
*Zomg that took so long to write.
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