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Here, Harley was already causing a lot of damage and problems in the streets. When she thought she was helping the citizens, she only made it even more complicated for them. Everyone thought it was some substitute for the Amazon when they found out that it was the criminal using the hero's clothes to show off. Some thought that she had eliminated the Amazon to steal her place. At one point the clown was helping an elderly woman to cross the street, but ended up letting her fall and hitting her with her cane on the blonde's head after the anger and disrespect. Another time she went to "help" a cat to get down from a tree and the feline belonged to a boy who asked her for help, but in the end, the blonde was received by some scratches from the skittish animal. Afterwards Harley was seen holding up a statue of the mayor using Wonder Woman's lasso of truth; the clown went to try to rebuild the statue that had been knocked down by idiot vandals who appeared out of nowhere and started to approach the blonde to attack her too. Harley then forgot about the statue to focus on her fight against these guys.
— An exchange of punches at this hour? All good! Go all out, you bunch of weaklings! The "Wonder Clown" here will be done with you in no time!
With that said, one of the vandals threw a glass soda bottle in the blonde's face, making her stagger and hold back the pain with a slight grimace and a slight bite on her lower lip. She was passing her hand over the affected area and saw the red liquid - blood - oozing from there.
— Annh...you son of a b**tch...look what you've done to my beautiful face! You'll regret it!!!
Another vandal guy appeared behind the blonde, knocking her to the ground with a police baton that he had used to hit the blonde in the leg. He then prepared to start the beating.
— ""Be quiet there! Now we'll show you what it's like to shut up, you b**tch...""

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Jinx did the same roll with her pink eyes and snorted for having tired of her joke; the girl really wanted to get into the blonde woman's apartment, so she lowered her gun. — Okay, I'm Jinx! Just "Jinx", do you understand? Okay, now you know! May I come in, please?

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— "Jinx...?" — The clown, still suspicious of that name, opened the door against her will; she wanted to know once and for all who this girl was who seemed to have taken today to annoy anyone. As soon as her gaze captured the image of a girl with long blue braided hair, wearing a cool outfit, with cool tattoos spread across her body, armed and standing in front of her; it was time for the blonde to lower her weapon as well while watching the girl curiously.
— So it's you who's Jinx... uh... wow! I love your blue hair! Okay, what brought you here, girl? How did you find out about my address? Hey... wait... Oh no... no... you're not going to tell me you're one of the new henchmen of that clown shit named "JOKER" who came all the way over here to pick on me too! You better do then the favor of disappearing from here!!! — The blonde was pointing her gun at Jinx again.
— Or I will shoot!

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During that party, the clown calmly leaning against the counter was taking a few generous sips from the bottle of whiskey; she would take up any subject with one of the waiters who was close to her, as boredom was beginning to walk around her. It was when, in the midst of that tension, her ears briefly captured a voice that she hadn't heard in a while. Her blue irises soon widened as they landed on the male image in front of her that was quickly recognized, causing the blonde to choke a little on her drink and then let out a light laugh at herself after that fright that was mixed with surprise. The clown's surprised reaction and her smile broadened satisfactorily with the presence of her old friend.
— M-MAJIMA...?! You here?! Is it you or am I having an imaginary vision? Hahahaha! Awww how I missed you!
The blonde threw herself on top of her friend, hugging him tightly and then letting go of him slowly to look at him better, still smiling.
— Wow, really, how long has it been! I knew that sooner or later I would see you again! Know that I never forgot that cute face! Heheh... — She said happily as she took another sip of whiskey.
— So, what have you been doing in these times when we don't keep in touch anymore? And where are those annoying followers of yours?

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@SquirrelGirl_MCU

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The blonde after giving up knocking on the door, and still in a state of fury, walked towards the window to open it, and in the corners of the room she looked for a sharp object like pliers, for example, to cut that window enclosure, because she was going to escape, and to complete her escape, she needed to make a big rope tying each sheet of stretchers from other wings to be able to get down. But before she put her escape plan into practice, there was a noise coming from the door that broke, and the author of that was the girl she met a day ago, at the club before being captured by that group of strange men. Harley didn't recognize Doreen at first because she looks different from when they first met. The blonde was surprised that she knew her name.
— Hey...? Who are you? Oh, I liked the fantasy! Haha!

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After a few hours until dawn the next day, a strong light was enough to bother the blonde's blue eyes, which opened with difficulty, so she had to place her free hand in front of her face to be able to see better while capturing the image of the place where it was. It was a completely white room, full of machines, and inside there were also other wings, but empty. The blonde realized that she ended up in a hospital and that she had been there for hours, either because the doctors deliberately forgot about her because she was a criminal or because many other patients arrived, some in a serious condition for them to provide help; except for a nurse who appeared there to check if she was okay and noticed that the blonde had woken up.
— ""Glad you woke up...""
— Hey! Who are you and how did I end up in this hospital?!
— ""You look like you've been knocked out according to a girl in a weird costume who brought you here while you were passed out.""
— What?! What the fu**k is this? I don't remember anything... and who is this girl? I have to get out of here!
— ""I'm sorry, but you still can't, you haven't reached 100% recovery.""

— Look, for your information ma'am, I'm super fine! You don't have to worry about me anymore, I'm out of here and that's it! — Harley tried to get off the gurney but was being supported by braces. — But what is this?
— ""Okay, you know, let's see how this escape will go when I lock the door and there's no way to get out through the window, because it's covered by a fence. Until later."" — Said the nurse in a rude tone, leaving the blonde locked there.
— Hey! Come back here! HEY!!! Don't lock me in here! Take me out of here!!! GRRR!!! You B**TCH!!!
Harley forcibly ripped the devices off and headed for the door, frantically knocking, trying to get someone's attention to free her.
— Hey! Is there anyone there?! The patient here wants to be released and now!!! HEEEYY!!!

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Still unconscious with that strong punch she received earlier from one of the guys, Harley couldn't even imagine that she had been saved later by Doreen and had no idea that she had a dual identity as a normal girl and a superhero. Harley was then being rushed to the hospital; probably both drew the attention of people who were close during that rush. Upon arriving at the hospital, Harley was placed on a stretcher that one of the doctors provided and right away he recognized the blonde as the criminal Harley Quinn. The man in white then asked the squirrel girl if she knew her and that also caught his attention, as well as the other doctors and patients who were present, all because of the girl's peculiar characteristic. "Will it be a new hero?" that's what he thought when observing her outfit too.
— ""Okay, take Harleen Quinzel to the infirmary, I'll only help this once! And if I were you, lady, I'd stay the hell away from that madwoman, she's dangerous!""
He said moving away from there to help the clown.

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Harley showed a smile on her lips after those presentations and soon it was confirmed that space belonged to Wanda, the blonde then answered the following question, but the clown was confused.
— ...Wait, what do you mean where am I from? Are we not in Gotham City anymore? Because I'm from there! Oh no! Could it be that I walked so much to the point of getting lost and stopping in another city without realizing it? This is very strange, as I always knew exactly which way to go home! Well, I have no idea how I ended up in this different place, and if you can help me find a way out of here, that would be a big help to me!

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The dangerous man was getting ready to climb into the van after having placed the unconscious blonde's body inside the vehicle when he heard the mutant girl who was right behind call his attention, as well as the attention of the rest of the other members who were present there. The man then got out of the vehicle, with an evil smile on his face and holding a baseball bat to hit the mutated girl.
— ""Well, well... looks like we have one more "hottie" for our collection, guys...""
So the others got out of the van too, each holding a different type of weapon to hit Doreen in case she escaped. All five men began to approach the girl to kidnap her too while Harley's body was still motionless.
— ""Rest easy, kitten. We're just going to "hurt" you a little... hehehe...""

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The clown was tasting the red fruit when she was startled by a woman's voice that caught her attention, which made her choke right away as soon as she turned to look and know the beautiful appearance that appeared in front of her. Harley tried to compose herself so she could look at the woman properly.
— Uh... Hello(?) — A dull smile from the blonde soon opened.
— You scared me... I think this must be your property, am I right? Sorry for this invasion, I was walking back home when I suddenly stopped here and took the opportunity to pick these apples to eat. I'm really hungry! Oh! By the way, I'm Harley Quinn! Nice to meet you, "lady whose name I don't know"... Hahaha!

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It was in the afternoon when the clown returned to her house after a long day on the run that she had made to elude the police. It wasn't new when it came to Harley causing trouble for the authorities. She would walk for a few hours along the way and occasionally stop to rest her legs. The lack of a car to follow her route faster was greater, but no one had ordered her to crash the vehicle during her escape. Harley, walking a little further, stopped in a strange place and in that place there was an isolated house in the middle of nowhere, it seemed that it was the only property there and around there were some trees, gardens, and a vast lawn. Such a place seemed peaceful as the blonde approached to check it out. All of this felt like she had passed from one portal to another, thus giving access to a different kind of reality, quite different from the one she was in Gotham seconds ago. At first, the clown found all that very strange and continued her steps to find out how far this would go. Getting close to the trees, there was an apple tree nearby where she took the opportunity to pick an apple from there to eat, because her belly was the one who was complaining at the moment of hunger. The clown hadn't eaten since the morning when she was still in that restlessness with the police. The time was now being perfect for the blonde to take a light bite of the fruit, before cleaning it on her blouse and thus consuming the food.
— Hmmm... wow! This apple is delicious! Very sweet! Must have been born recently! I think I'll get more and then take it home! Haha!

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@Woonder_Womann

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— One hour this had to work!
Harley smiled, satisfied with the scene of the beautiful woman who was sleeping soundly, so she looked around making sure there was no one else there besides the two of them. The blonde entered the Amazon's room and was pulling her tired and heavy body inside. Harley closed and locked the door. She tried as hard as he could to carry Diana's body to her bed.
— Annh! F*ck! That body of hers besides being hot, it's too heavy!
Harley, in the midst of that tiring fight, managed to position the Amazon's passed out body on the bed. The clown walked around the hero's house to steal something as a souvenir, then went looking for something to eat while making a total mess. Afterwards, the clown faced the Amazon's closet where she opened it and rested her gaze on her suit of armor. Harley was enchanted by the sight.
— Awww! I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear this... precious! Hahahaha! I am so happy!
The clown removed and threw her clothes along with the postman's on the floor, she took the pieces of Diana's costume and started to wear one by one, from the bracelets to the armor and finally her tiara. The blonde went to look at herself in the mirror, liking the final result.
— ...Oh God! How beautiful I am! I'm just missing a hero name! How about "Wonder-Quinn?" No! Wait... Oh! "Wonder-Clown"! That! I am now Wonder Clown! Dangerous but attractive! Hahahaha! Gotham City here I come!
The clown before running towards the window went to take one last look at Diana, the clown approached the body and whispered.
— I'm going to "take care" of the city in your place, my love... I'll be back soon... wow... how beautiful she looks even in sleep... hehe... could it be that if I... well, she won't know!
Sassyly, the blonde brought her lips together to seal them with the Amazon's, that, stealing a quick kiss from her, Harley laughed awkwardly after the act and so left the room, taking the hero's lasso and running to the window that was open, leaping out and disappearing into the middle of Gotham.

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@Woonder_Womann

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It seemed like it wasn't this time that the blonde won this fantasy thing, she was terrible, but as always she had a trick up her sleeve for her plan not to fail, she presented it.
— Yes, I may not know how to disguise it, but will I be able to wake you up from your sleep?
Harley acted quickly and opened a letter in the direction of the woman, then blew a powder that came flying out of the paper, going towards her face, causing the Amazon to fall into a deep sleep. The powder that the clown used was made from a plant called "Valeriana", which has a hypnotic action, that is, it induces deep sleep. That was thanks to her best friend Ivy who provided a plan B for the case.
— Sleep with the little angels, Wonda' Woman! Hahahahah!

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The clown was grinning beneath her fake mustache as she turned her blue gaze on Diana after the door opened. But her smile was fading when the Amazon discovered her disguise, but she tried not to run away from the "character" and continued with the change of voice.
— ...U-uh...? What? Quinzel? Ain't no Quinzel here, lady! What are you talking about? I'm just... an ordinary postman like everyone else... heheh...

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Strolling through the streets of Gotham, Harley wanted to take advantage of the time she had to chase away the boredom that always bothered her. It was then that an imaginary lightbulb seemed to have appeared in her mind and her great idea was to disturb the woman that perhaps she considered the great "love of her life": Wonder Woman. Her idea was to steal her superhero suit to maybe do a photo shoot or fool people by impersonating the Amazon. Harley then assaulted a postman and stole his clothes to disguise herself, so the clown walked towards Diana's apartment. A few light knocks on the door began.

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Hours passed as the party continued. Harley would chat with Doreen for a while about her unromantic life with her ex-partner Joker. The blonde vented what she could to her, despite the girl having nothing to do with it. After the blonde had finished meeting Doreen and talking to her, and had gone back to dancing, she looked at her wristwatch and saw by the time that it was getting quite late to go home. The party was also in its final phase. So the clown decided to say goodbye to the girl she had just met, as she was going to go back home since sleep and drunkenness were already taking over. When passing through the club door which was not actually the exit door, Harley ended up going out the wrong way, she went through the back door which gave access to an alley and in that same place a black van was parked with six guys inside and all they were kidnappers of women that they used to commit terrible things. They were waiting for a female victim until Harley showed up and got their attention. One of them got out of the vehicle and pretended to be a nice person who offered help to the blonde and a "ride" for her. Harley at first refused, as she would leave home on foot, and the boy insisted. The clown refused the offer once again, which made the guy angry and so he punched her to faint and took her to the van. Everyone was already preparing to leave without being seen.

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The blonde laughed at the girl's comment, and she hadn't laughed like that in a while, so this was the perfect moment to sink her sorrows after her breakup with the idiot Joker.
— It is effect? It's much more than that! It feels so good to stay like this! Hahaha! By the way, I'm Harley Quinn! And you, what's your name? I don't know why, but I think you're cute! — Said the clown with her hand extended towards the other, with a wide smile on her lips.

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As the party progressed, Harley tried to sit down to relax and enjoy one more drink that would probably make her come out again later. This time, the choice was a bottle of whiskey where the bartender had said he wouldn't hand her the bottle, but nothing that a good blackmail against her would hurt. The clown took out a bundle of many bills of money to hand to him.
— There's a lot more where that came from, honey! Hahah!
The man's eyes widened and he soon accepted to take the money as he handed the bottle of whiskey to the blonde who smiled satisfied.
— The smart always wins!
Said the blonde who opened the bottle and turned it at once against her mouth, thus putting the object down on the counter and passing her gaze to the young woman who was sitting next to it.
— Hey! Hello! How are you?

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The blonde was having fun while she was in a dispute over who drank more alcohol, that is until she won and celebrated madly by throwing the rest of the drink that was left in the face of her losing opponent who lost his patience and wanted to go after her, but luckily for the blonde, he was forcibly removed by the security guards who soon expelled him. Harley laughed mockingly at what happened and went to the dance floor with the other random people who were there. Her dancing caught everyone's attention. Everything was fine until she felt a twinge in her stomach that caused her to spill it all out while others expressed disgust or took pictures of her to post on social media. Harley didn't care about either of those things and went back to dancing, however, she went up to the stage where there was an iron bar suitable for polly dance dancers and so Harley started her sensual dance until she was called by a guy who was sitting and told her to get down from there and she pretended she didn't hear. The guy then cursed at her after telling her to leave again in an authoritative voice. Harley let out a mischievous smile as she said "Ok" when she suddenly took a high jump from the spot until she landed her pair of heels on the man's two legs that broke with the impact. His scream of pain was echoed throughout the club as Harley sat on his lap, mocking him.
— Awww... that hurts a lot, huh? Hahahahahahaha!

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The weekend had arrived and Harley was excited to go to a party that would take place at a club, she had called her friends Ivy and Selina to go along; since the three of them hadn't seen each other for a long time; but none of them answered her annoying calls until a message arrived from the redhead saying that she wouldn't, as she was taking care of her "babies"; an affectionate nickname she gave to her plants and as for Selina, the feline sent a voicemail saying she was on a mission with her beloved Bruce, Batman. The blonde was upset with her friends' chores, but she didn't give up the desire to go have fun at the party. She separated the piece of clothing, makeup, that best matched to go to the event. Already all dressed up, the blonde was getting ready to leave by placing a kiss on the top of the head of her wild pet, her male hyena called Bruce who was sleeping on top of the sofa after having satisfied his hunger with a huge kilo of meat... and Harley knew very well about this type of meat... Without further ado, the clown left towards the party. Upon arriving at the crowded place, she penetrated the ranks until she was cursed by people and stopped by a security guard who was almost twice her size who did not let her in. The blonde just stared at him with an evil smile mixed with pure mockery as she punched him right in the face, knocking him to the ground. She saw the fright on the face of each person there and assured that she would buy free drinks for everyone until they were convinced of the idea and entered the place. Harley smiled as she cast her enchanted gaze over the surroundings and thus began her fun.

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Harley's happy face changed to a more confused one as her ears caught knocking noises coming from her door; she was peering over her shoulder in the most suspicious way possible when she heard an unknown effeminate voice. The blonde told Bruce to move away and the animal headed towards the bathtub to lie down, which was a relief for her, as the animal's keen sense of smell was not being threatened by the presence of the unknown woman who was on the other side of the door, otherwise, he would attack and devour her without hesitation. Harley grabbed her revolver from its holster and loaded it as she ambled to the door, aiming the gun before it could open. All a way to prevent if the "visitor" was an enemy.
— ...Who is it...?!

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And once again the blonde had gotten into trouble with the police while making her escape, it was likely that she had robbed a bank, jewelry store, something she always liked to do when she wasn't on a mission. Harley took off with the car as he turned in every street that appeared in her point of view, but as a way to lose the police faster until he succeeded when he managed to hide in a dark alley and thus follow back to his house. Arriving at the destination, she parked the car in front of the apartment, opened the door and headed towards the trunk to open and get some stolen items, part of which was some ammunition, money, cosmetics, food for her pet male hyena called Bruce. Harley took everything while looking around making sure no one else was there looking, so she closed the car and entered her home.
— Where's mommy's baby?! Bruce? Aww there you are, come here! I bought, I mean, I stole a new collar for you, you're going to love it!

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