In the closing jaws of a ravenous beast by the name of Bertram
“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.”
Baby I know, hit me up.... With some kinky bats or some shit cos I'm into weird fetishs
A really big watermelon. And I'd spend my days carving t into a sculpture of The Fellowship. And if get bitchez, bitchez love watermelon
Twitter, then Facebook, then tumblr, and I barely go on this.
Cluck cluck cluck.... I speak chicken, they don't speak English.
Cooked ones.
Oh I know!
Oh, hey.
Kinda gay :/