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What is the most important thing that you should do today?

Find another job coz I've been getting so little hours with my current one.

Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or have the ability to talk to animals?

Ability to talk to animals. Why go for intra-species when you can go for inter-species communication?

Impersonate me :))))

Okay everyone should stop this like now. No more.
But here's yours. Sorry I can't remember shit atm.
"OMG Terrence so cute"
*looks at mosquito like it's the end of the world*
*random weird noises from her throat at random points in time*
*keeps dropping her cup during tuition*
*always has a stack of rough paper with her, saying "my dad has alot" *
"are we pezzo-ing today? "
" I really wanna change my name" - and I agree you should. It sounds nicer.
"do I have a RBF? "
"Zeeqers, Zeeqy"
Can't think of anymore.
And considering this is the last one I'll post a pic coz it's appropriate. No more Street cred for you.
Liked by: Sowmiya Rajan

impersonate me!

Luey Xin Ni
"your boobs smaller than her butt"
*writes perpendicular to the lecture tablets*
"boobs"
"ass"
I think that's perpetually what you talk about.
Oh.
"mopiko"
*starts piak-ing*
*gives the you're shit face*
And that's about what I hear from you. Non stop convos on boobs and ass and mosquito and sometimes HH. Then you'll gossip and look at videos. Then study. HAHAH
Liked by: Luey Xin Ni

IMPERSONATE ME 💁🏽

yAALI
"I need to shit"
"I didn't know I was gonna shit"
"Look at DBCP"
"Join DBC ah"
*looks at you with the "I'm so done" look*
"Hafeez"
"smell my shit"
"I'm the God of shit"
"rever me and my shit powers "
" I fucked hong Hui to produce sowms me and Terry"
"I am god"
"more like incomplete dominace in play here"
"now I'm a god"
I seriously couldnt think of any more so the rest were what I always thought would so nice if it were to come from you 👍
Liked by: yAALI

Who was your idol when you were growing up?

I grew up liking and wanting to be like lots of actors and famous people but never have I ever forgotten that my parents are the true idols of my life.
Though it may sound cliché, my parents really did show me the way to become a better person. To be a patient and hard-working person like my dad, who's always working his ass off everyday to provide for the family, to ensure we live life with no worries financially. To be strong willed and stubbornly loving like my mom, who never misses the chance to nag at every little thing but deep down you know it's because she cares and loves for you.
This small acts may seem insignificant to those on TV with their million dollar donations and movements. But it's these small things that have shaped my life today. I can't say that everything they've done has worked out well for me but they're humans too and they're the ones who brought me into this world. So why not cut them some slack. Learn to love and appreciate the small things. Learn to appreciate and love your parents before time catches up with them.

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OMG what are the lies you tell yourself son tsk tsk. you fluffy like a buff(??) teddy bear idk man and IM NOT AFRICAN AHH

yAALI
I have no idea how to react to that

tbh istg don't laugh/judge. you are quite attractive in your white shirt and you are fluffy af

yAALI
Firstly, I'm always attractive am I not?
Secondly, I still don't get it. What is fluffy? And how am I it?
HAHA but thanks Yalz the African
Liked by: Sowmiya Rajan

Whats yr pw result?

I got an A. My whole group got an A. My whole class got an A. but it didnt come easy. It was all worth it in the end!
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