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Look on the bright side Heather, you are a better MG at fighting than the finical traders are at the stock market. Sweet Jesus, the international markets just lost trillions of dollars in just 24 hours. I hope your financial affairs are taken care of.

"I put my investments in monster girls and fluffy tails. I'm set for life."
Look on the bright side Heather you are a better MG at fighting than the finical

It's okay to want COOLDOWN Heather. She has that secretary appeal, and that gap moe. You'd totally want @WendyCooldown on your desk in the morning: hot, pressed, and lacking sleep.

"Me finding her attractive is -irrelevant-! Do you have -any idea- what the anons would do if they thought that I had even the -tiniest- chance of running off with their waifu, or at least one of their waifus?"
Its okay to want COOLDOWN Heather She has that secretary appeal and that gap moe

"IF I DIDN'T DO THIS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET I EVEN EXISTED! I'D BE CONSIGNED TO DIGITAL LIMBO!"//Look on the bright side Heather, you are showing more underdog tenacity and fierceness than any other magical girl and have already beaten the odds. You should be proud of your self!

IF I DIDNT DO THIS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET I EVEN EXISTED ID BE CONSIGNED TO

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>IF -YOU- HAD TO ANSWER STUPID QUESTIONS||You don't have to, Heather. Could it be that you enjoy answering stupid questions? Are you a masochist?

"IF I DIDN'T DO THIS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET I EVEN EXISTED! I'D BE CONSIGNED TO DIGITAL LIMBO!"
IF YOU HAD TO ANSWER STUPID QUESTIONSYou dont have to Heather Could it be that

>WHAT?! WHERE ARE YOU EVEN -GETTING- THIS FROM? I AM -NOT- SOME -HUSSY- THAT FALLS FOR -EVERY SINGLE ATTRACTIVE PERSON- THEY EVER MEET, DAMMIT!||https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaction_formation

"THIS HAS -NOTHING- TO DO WITH THAT! IF -YOU- HAD TO ANSWER STUPID QUESTIONS ALL DAY, -YOU- WOULD BE ANGRY, TOO!"
WHAT WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GETTING THIS FROM I AM NOT SOME HUSSY THAT FALLS FOR
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Are you also repressing your furious attraction to Cooldown?

"WHAT?! WHERE ARE YOU EVEN -GETTING- THIS FROM? I AM -NOT- SOME -HUSSY- THAT FALLS FOR -EVERY SINGLE ATTRACTIVE PERSON- THEY EVER MEET, DAMMIT!"
Are you also repressing your furious attraction to Cooldown
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>I thought I deleted that blog.||Is that also what you thought about your Livejournal?

"I never had one of those! Livejournal is for DARK, BROODY people like COOLDOWWWN!"
I thought I deleted that blogIs that also what you thought about your
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Would you eat a steak made from Incubators?

"No. I hear they taste like marshmallows. Marshmallow steak does not sound appetizing at all."
Would you eat a steak made from Incubators
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We know what you believe in, but what does Eleanor believe in?

"Um... I think that everyone, no matter who they are, where they come from, o-or what they believe... I think they should be able to eat cake."
We know what you believe in but what does Eleanor believe in
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Since us anons are just a figure of your imagination, that means you were thinking about masturbating at yourself. You might as well fuck a mirror if you're going to be that narcissistic Heather.

Since us anons are just a figure of your imagination that means you were

"I can't even refute that."|| this is just your imagination so anon is just a reflection of some internal part of you. I'm saying anon is inside you.

I cant even refute that this is just your imagination so anon is just a
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>I can't even refute that.||Can you refute the proposition that you're not currently in a computer simulation run by Nakajima?

"No!"
I cant even refute thatCan you refute the proposition that youre not currently

>You check your existence privilege// But Heather anon don't exist. All this is a figment of your imagination since you are desperate for a more normal company but you are bullied by anon because you hate your self

"I can't even refute that."
You check your existence privilege But Heather anon dont exist All this is a

don't listen to QMs, they're all sadistic meanies who like making people choose options and then implyng that the option anonymous chose was the wrong one! And don't let them nickname you either, got it?

"Right on!"
dont listen to QMs theyre all sadistic meanies who like making people choose
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