What? Really? Is Guy Shishio is your type then?
"I had a crush on him when I was little."
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Meat is a carnivore conspiracy to make sure people don't get enough vitamins!
"I'LL VITAMIN YOUR FACE OFF!"
What would you do if Guy Shishio asked you out?
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Which did you like better, FINAL or the original ending?
"I liked FINAL."
What's your favorite move from GaoGaiGar? Goldeon Hammer? Hell And Heaven? Something else?
"Don't make me choose!"
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>not liking veggies // Look at this pleb skipping out on broccoli and carrots. They're the best!
"Vegetables are a vegan conspiracy to make sure people don't get enough protein."
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How do you feel about being included in the MGNQ artificial academy class?
"What's Artificial Academy?"
Gaogaigar? Back in my day We had Mecha Godzilla, Mazinger, Voltron, and Orguss! You kids have got it easy....
"Well those are pretty good, too, I just don't like them as much."
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I don't have stake left in the fridge, but I'm cooking up a pork roast now for dinner. Is that alright with you dear Heather? What veggies would you like with the roast?
"I don't eat veggies. They're gross."
So you'd have sex with Nakajima in exchange for a giant robot with a Gaogaigar action figure on the dashboard? You lewd, lecherous lady of the night!
"No, I'd do it in exchange for the actual Gaogaigar. Huge difference."
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What features would a hypothetical giant robot built by Nakajima need in order for you to consider having sex with her in exchange for it?
"GAOGAIGAR!"
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What does a proper Heather Brunch consist of?
"Needs a steak somewhere. Everything else is optional."
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Would you rather be invulnerable, or a giant robot made out of swords?
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If you had to pick one item of clothing to be made out of swords for you to wear, what would it be? What item would you never want to wear a sword version of?
"Sword cape, sword underwear."
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Aren't you invulnerable? What could Madge possibly do to you?
"Make me terrified of breathing. Turn my skin to snakes. Put me in a coma."
>fabulous. || So, yes, then? Bony or flat butts are not fabulous in the slightest.
"I am not allowed to say."
Madge might not be fat overall, but is her butt fat?
"I have been told to relay that it, like her, is fabulous."
What's your position on Stringbean's waifu situation?
"...It boils down to Stringbean playing with too many hearts and not firmly declaring her decision to any of them. Grabbing Cooldown's butt and then saying she'd 'get it right' was... I actually wanted to SLAP her for that! You LOUSE!
The thing about harems is that usually characters get to know each other over a short period of time before any major relationships develop. This isn't the case for Stringbean. Other than Iori and Midori, all her potential partners were introduced MANY threads apart. And let's not get started on Faust. The issue is that they feel hostility towards each other, moreso than normal, because their end goal is the same and most of them don't really know each other beyond that. And ELIMINATING the competition is something they might consider!
She made her bed and now she has to fit all her wives in it. So she can pull it off, but she has her work cut out for her."
The thing about harems is that usually characters get to know each other over a short period of time before any major relationships develop. This isn't the case for Stringbean. Other than Iori and Midori, all her potential partners were introduced MANY threads apart. And let's not get started on Faust. The issue is that they feel hostility towards each other, moreso than normal, because their end goal is the same and most of them don't really know each other beyond that. And ELIMINATING the competition is something they might consider!
She made her bed and now she has to fit all her wives in it. So she can pull it off, but she has her work cut out for her."
Out of all the eroges you were forced to play, which ones were your favorite and least favorite?
"I liked Fate and Princess Waltz. School Days rubbed me the wrong way, though."
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If you had to do the whole thing with Eleanor over again, what would you do differently?
"Probably... start off on the right foot. I think she places a lot of emphasis on first impressions, and I didn't do a very good job there. If I'd not gone for such a theatrical entrance, we might have come to an understanding. In the worst case scenario, I could have shared my plans with Cooldown and asked for her assistance, though they probably wouldn't have coincided with her own."
Hey, Heather, can I use your body? I'm testing some explosives, and you would be perfect as a blast shield.
"HAH! Nice bait-and-switch! You almost had me there!
Sure, I'll GLADLY function as a blast shield! But understand that even I can't protect your from having your FREAKING MIND BLOWN!"
Sure, I'll GLADLY function as a blast shield! But understand that even I can't protect your from having your FREAKING MIND BLOWN!"
What are you most proud of about yourself?
"Unbreakable physique, probably."
I don't just love you (sexually) for your body! I love you (sexually) for your cunning mind and your blazing spirit!
"GET OFF MY ASK, SOUL TEMPERER! AND GET OFF MY ASS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!"
>YOU JUST WANT TO USE IT! || You should be happy! That's more than what everyone else wants from you.
>I WANT TO SAY THAT I HAVE SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE DON'T AND ACTUALLY COVET! || ...Like your body? We're telling you we want it though!
"YOU JUST WANT TO USE IT! AND YOU WOUDN'T IF YOU HADD OPTIONS AVAILABLE!"
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