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Well take heart Essex. You maybe short, but you can sing better than any other ship girl short of Naka.

"Of COURSE I'm great and amazing at singing! Like I could BE anything less! I'm just too good!"
Well take heart Essex You maybe short but you can sing better than any other

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>>It certainly won't look like the ship-equivalent a child's parents holding their toddler's hands between them as they walk down a street. | Oh god, Heather, that's way too cute

"Wrong girl."
It certainly wont look like the shipequivalent a childs parents holding their

Oh, my apologies. While Arizona can effortlessly pull you by herself, we don't want others to get the impression you're as tiny and weak as you are. We'll hook up another ship to pull you at the same time so it'll give the illusion that it takes two ships to pull you. (1/2)

>It certainly won't look like the ship-equivalent a child's parents holding their toddler's hands between them as they walk down a street. (2/2)
"Listen here you sideways son of a bitch."
Oh my apologies While Arizona can effortlessly pull you by herself we dont want

How is Arizona a bully then Essex? All she wanted from Settle as 'punishment' is to help her bake a batch of cupcakes.

"I GOT CHANGED AND ARIZONA WOULDN'T STOP FLIPPING MY SKIRT! SHE'S A DEMON! MARK MY WORDS, SHE'S EVIL!"
How is Arizona a bully then Essex All she wanted from Settle as punishment is to

Essex, is it true you're really just a tiny tugboat the Admiral brought along because watching a tiny ship struggle to keep up with something useful is just adorable to watch?

"HOW DARE YOU! I'M THE WAR-WINNING ESSEX! I CAME HERE OF MY OWN VOLITION! I AM NOT A TUGBOAT! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Essex is it true youre really just a tiny tugboat the Admiral brought along

Oh God Essex, the top brass might make you into being Settles second bodyguard along side Arizona. How do you feel about that?

"ARIZONA IS A JERK AND A BULLY! ADMIRAL SNORKEL CAN KEEP HIS BOAT DAUGHTER FOR HIMSELF! STUPID MUTE GIRL!"
Oh God Essex the top brass might make you into being Settles second bodyguard

Could you live without a source of lewd of any kind? (you would be allowed to know of its existence, but never own, do or see anything lewd related of any kind or form)

"...Maybe."
Could you live without a source of lewd of any kind you would be allowed to know

BULLSHIT YOU CARRY PLANES LITERALLY CALLED CORSAIRS, THE PIRATE HAT RULES. AVAST, MOTHERFUCKERS

"She's the one with the planes, not me. It'd make more sense if we had swapped outfits for the most part.
Maybe she's actually a magical girl."
BULLSHIT YOU CARRY PLANES LITERALLY CALLED CORSAIRS THE PIRATE HAT RULES

AVAST
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