>>It certainly won't look like the ship-equivalent a child's parents holding their toddler's hands between them as they walk down a street. | Oh god, Heather, that's way too cute
Oh, my apologies. While Arizona can effortlessly pull you by herself, we don't want others to get the impression you're as tiny and weak as you are. We'll hook up another ship to pull you at the same time so it'll give the illusion that it takes two ships to pull you. (1/2)
>It certainly won't look like the ship-equivalent a child's parents holding their toddler's hands between them as they walk down a street. (2/2)"Listen here you sideways son of a bitch."
Calm down Essex, we get it. You're frustrated trying to keep up with the other bigger and stronger boats. Here, we'll tie you to Arizona and have her drag you along so you can rest.
Essex, is it true you're really just a tiny tugboat the Admiral brought along because watching a tiny ship struggle to keep up with something useful is just adorable to watch?
"HOW DARE YOU! I'M THE WAR-WINNING ESSEX! I CAME HERE OF MY OWN VOLITION! I AM NOT A TUGBOAT! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
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