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Reese Ortenberg

When you and whoever you are dating brake up, do you delete all the pictures of you two off of your phone and off of all social media sites?

Nope
They're still memories, and whether they're good of bad, i wanna keep em

Latest answers from Reese Ortenberg

If you could take one thing to prison what would you bring in with you?

A "get out of jail free card"

Would you ever date someone with a gap in their teeth or is that a turn off?

Well sure i dont judge someone by a gap in their teeth

I think this quote is accurate for such an occasion: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

Very good

Did you hear about the psychic whose house was crashed into by a truck 3 separate times?

He never saw it coming

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