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Reese Ortenberg

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If you could take one thing to prison what would you bring in with you?

A "get out of jail free card"

Would you ever date someone with a gap in their teeth or is that a turn off?

Well sure i dont judge someone by a gap in their teeth

I think this quote is accurate for such an occasion: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

Very good

Did you hear about the psychic whose house was crashed into by a truck 3 separate times?

He never saw it coming

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