When I had to go collect Merle from a middle-aged woman's pick-up truck. He was high and thought she was a cranberry trying to steal his virginity..
You mad, bro??!!!! Hu! Are ya!!!!????
Yeah!
Do you want to be famous?
No I do not.
How long has your longest ever phone call been?
The phone call merle gave me when he was doing time, he went on and on about how much ass he got and everyone dares not reach for the soap because of him. Asshole.