What is the worst gift you have ever received?
You.
Latest answers from Sofa King
Who is the happiest person in the world?
AwesomeGrovyle.
What's one thing you hate sharing?
My eyes with glasses.
Do you think there is life on other planets?
Do you think I'll answer every question you ask me?
If you were given a time machine to travel backwards in time, what are the three mistakes that you would want to rectify?
When I was punched in the face. When I was slapped on the face. When I tripped.
What is the most money you have ever held in your hand?
As much Canada has.
What's the best cheese to eat with crackers?
Milky cheese.
What did you dream about last night?
About fucking you.
If you invented a monster what would you call it?
Dick Doo Dumba Dumbs.
What's your favorite movie scene?
When that guy punches you in the face and then you stop asking me questions.
What do you miss?
You.