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Matthew Luke Thompson
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The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?

My left arm

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What's the best thing you can do with a stick of gum?

Sell it on Gumtree.

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What is your favourite line from a movie?

Paul Bettany's monologue in A Knight's Tale. The first one he did about better understanding a whisper.

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What band is your favorite at the moment?

Not a band but I'm on a James Bae hype right now

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It's Friendship Day! How do you cheer your best friend up when they're sad?

Well I moved to Kent and they all seem to be doing well. So moving seems to do the trick.

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What's the most important lesson you've learned in life?

Always save before trying to catch a legendary Pokemon

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In three words, how would you describe your best friend?

More than one

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What are you expecting from the new season of "Game of Thrones"?

I'm expecting not to watch it. Same as with all the other seasons

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Are you ready?

I hope this isn't some kind of sexual advance

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Who is your smartest friend?

Dunno, depends on who my favourite is at the time of answering

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What one word describes you?

There's many words that can describe me. The one I tend to use most often nowadays is "Nice"

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What's the thing you say the most?

Stupid appears a lot in my daily vocab

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Are you stylish?

Bitch, I'm fabulous

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Whoops, dropped my pencil, better pick it up

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How will you celebrate your next birthday?

I don't know, if I had the money I'd probably go and visit my friends but I know there is no chance of me visiting them for a quite a while

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How would you do on a song competition show?

Judging by the decisions of the British public in shows like this, I'd probably get to the final. (I can't sing)

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What's your favourite movie scene

Now that is a difficult question, there's the Queen fight scene in Shaun of the Dead, very funny and makes me laugh every time. The "It's not your fault" scene from Good Will Hunting was a great scene. In The Lego Movie when they're all in Batmobile listening to Batman's song about how he's an orphan had me in stitches. There's a lot I could choose from but I don't have an outright favourite

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What do you order at Starbucks?

The only coffee shop I've set foot in is Costa and that's just tea.

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Ginger twat

Hey, how're you doing? Nice to have to you here in the great void of How you liking you the weather? Been quite windy lately, I hope you're keeping warm, wrap up tight! Oh, and have you seen Breaking Bad? Man, that show is great; really well written and beautifully acted. Probably the best TV series we'll see for a while. You should totally watch it. But anyway, thank you for the comment, it warms my heart to know has taken time out of their day, just for me! Oh but I know you aren't just doing this for me, you probably share this love and compassion with lots of other people too! Wow and just look at how humble and selfless you're being, not even leaving your name so we can thank you properly. Well, whoever you are, I hope you have a nice day. Once again, thank you.

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What was the best movie of 2014?

Lego Movie. That movie is a masterpiece

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What was your most awkward moment?

Man, it was probably that time in 1907 where I bumped into this guy in Germany, he was all down and upset because he had been kicked out of art school or something and mother was ill, so he was seriously depressed. So I said, AS A JOKE, "Jews huh?" AND FOR SOME REASON, he took it seriously and became the world's most evil dictator. That was seriously awkward.

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How do you get in the pool?

Y-you just get in the fucking water. Who writes this stuff?

View more shes 18 and engaged!!! shes stupid

I met a guy literally 2 days ago who's got engaged at 16, bearing in mind he turned 17 in November. It's not your place to judge others on when they decide to commit to another person

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What age are you scared of?

Well when I was 6 I was really scared of 7...cos, yeah because, erm...7 ate 9

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What do you wish for the most in the new year?

Nothing much, I'm pretty content with life right now

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About Matthew Luke Thompson:

Meh, I'm too young for a real bio, I'll live life a little first then get back to you.