My grandparents are driving here tomorrow to see my big sister's graduation. SO, I'm cleaning my room ... in my roller blades that I'd forgotten I owned. So far, I've found six dollars, last year's 9th grade history book that I thought I'd lost, my roller blades, two bottles of liquid foundation, and a lizard that I'm going to name Cecil.
So, let me see if I've got this straight:Puppet Ed motor-boated a girl in a limo. The real, human Ed kissed puppet Ed. Pharrell had to ride on the hump because real Ed called shotgun and puppet Ed was driving (dangerous). Ed wakes up in a trashed apartment and realizes his night with Pharrell was all a dream, but the puppet is real.Got it.
It's been a roller coaster week so far.My phone got stolen. ): My phone got recovered. (: My phone was screwed up by the idiot who TRIED to jailbreak it and failed. ): My mom ordered me an iPhone 5c (: It had to be shipped so I had to use the cracked-out phone for four days. ): Harry Styles retweeted me. (: Niall unfollowed me on Twitter because of Harry's retweet. ): I found out how many awesome friends I have here based on their reactions to my tears/anxiety/depression about what shall henceforth be known as the Twitter debacle. (: He's ignoring my asks to him asking wtf I did wrong. ): My new iPhone 5c came in this afternoon and it's PINK. (: I can't seem to get it activated. ): BUT SHAKEELA USED THE TERM '69' IN A SENTENCE AND VAL ADMITTED SHE IS WHITE. (: I'm hungry. ): MILEY LIKED MY ANSWER. (:
Y'all know that I'll always listen if you need to talk, right? I may not be the best friend on this site, but you won't find another friend, online or offline, who cares more than I do. Even if I can't fix whatever you're dealing with, I'm willing to cry with you if nothing else. I love you all. <3
Okay, so how is this life fair? I mean, really. I could spend four days planning an outfit, two hours flat-ironing my hair, an hour on my make-up and still walk out of my house feeling frumpy and top-heavy and unattractive.Miley, on the other hand, goes on stage at the BBMAs wearing gold Christmas tree tinsel and looks perfect. I'm not even jealous. I'm in awe.
I really just need Zayn and Perrie to adopt me. I know I'm almost 16 and the age difference isn't large enough for them to be my parents, but I think rules are made to be broken don't you?
Harry Styles' dimples are so deep you could plant something in them. Little forests growing out of his face. That's Harry for you - restoring the o-zone one smile at a time.
People are too obsessed with the sexuality of others. I'm not rolling my eyes, I'm performing ocular calisthenics.PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT: If you don't know, it's probably not your business to know.