If you were to give someone a tour of your hometown, where would you take them first?
The middle of the city on Christmas for 4 reasons. 1) it's the prettiest because its this little onning thing and it's all wrapped in white lights for Christmas. 2) it's right down the street from my house. 3) it's across the street from a really creepy shack with rusted farming equipment. 4) it's right next to the police so I can make sure they're not a rapist or kidnapper