Thats stealing im not allowed to do that
more like KFC bc i work there
One in the photo is my last ๐๐๐ it's like a year old
doing what i do every day : play yugioh and attempt to masturbate myself into a coma
nearly being hit by a car whilst riding super duper fast on my bike down a hill
a milkybar
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pommegranates are forbidden??
What a joker, ladies and gentlemen
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Always always always show him/her how dedicated you are towards your amiibo collection
Another house
6 people is enough lol
@Lachlanms amirite
Jamie says: masturbation addiction
Me says: anal sex
Fucking nothing its horrif
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Scrumble - the act of gutting a person from the stomach and using their innards + various other food items to make a stew
Im like 12 i have no life experiences
I'd go onto call of duty and change my emblem to say GIRL GAMER then proceed to call everyone that kills me a mysogonistic pig
I dont even know lmao
The most protecting my mothers been of me recently is telling me to close my window because it's so cold that i'll get a cold overnight
I got a cold overnight.
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The gag was being self aware about how frequently i do it (every time i shave) and acknowledging that the humour slightly deteriorates every time i do tho lol chill