Why are there people at my house

Lachlan Macleod-Smith
They're there to take away your will to live

When is the last time you told somone you love them?

:-(

What things do you use every day?

Uh a toothbrush

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What should a real man be able to do?

He gotta jack off his dick and his spiritual dick to be a manz

How did you meet your best friend?

Uh one time in year 4 he was scanning the classroom on like the first day, saw me, shat his pants and was like "HOLY FUCK ANDREW"
tbqh i didnt even realise who he was until i asked him @Lachlanms

What makes life worth living?

Pretty girls and ironic unironic ironic memes

What is your favorite love story movie?

Submarine.

What is the most important thing you have learned in life?

That life doesnt actually matter and bees dont exist

If you were a bird, where would you fly?

If I were a bird I'd follow my natural fucking instincts and fly where I need to be next question

If you could paint anything what would you paint?

I've already made it.

Describe what a good friend means to you?

Don't really think it can get a whole lot better than Lachlan, for me. Despite how much I criticise him for literally everything.

If you were going to do karaoke tonight, what song would you sing?

I LOVVVEEEE YOUU JESSSUUSSS CHRISSSSTTT

What or who motivates you to get out of bed every morning?

Maybe the thought that maybe today I shall find someone that actually likes me 😪
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If you could have anything you want for dinner tonight, what would you have?

I mean I'm eating a meat pie right now and I'm having a pretty swell time

Why do people smoke?

I dont know why other people do, but as soon as I can I'm going to reduce my life by tenfold

What sport do you like watching but hate playing?

I hate watching sport because everything in life is unfulfilling and unnessisary and Everything Is A Social Construct

If the whole world were listening, what would you say?

I'd burp for a solid 4 seconds and exclaim "bees dont exist

tbh-I still have no fkn clue who you are😂 You seem highkey upset constantly sooo i hope you're okay? if its just a role you're trying to potray then thats cool, Seem like a cool kid, should chat some time 😊

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this is the first question i've received from a human in like 3 months
@andruwuu on instagram lmao

The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?

There is literally nothing to my left and thats just the way i want it
In the scenario of zombies i would throw myself into the hoard because if you cant beat em join em and i certainly dont have to willpower to attempt to beat em or keep living
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What's on your bucket list?

Crocs or Birkenstocks?

Birkenstocks probably they protect your feet as much as being barefoot and I relate to that because I'm just as useless

What are snails even trying to do?

They're trying to end their pathetic existences just like I am trying to do all day every day of my worthless life

What childhood story actually frightened you?

Jesus christ i want to die so much can someone please just kill me themselves or hire a hitman on my i'll pay in my will

Do you have a phobia? What is it?

God i never get any fucking questions on this shitty service because no one likes me and that right there is my fucking phobia for this fucking shitty fucking halfassed question dying alone fuck you fuck you ask fm fuck

Who do you think should grab the win? #AcademyAwards

Yknow who i think should grab the award?
I bet you're wondering because you're reading the fucken question
I don't know what the "academy awards" are fuck you

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