They're there to take away your will to live
:-(
Uh a toothbrush
He gotta jack off his dick and his spiritual dick to be a manz
Uh one time in year 4 he was scanning the classroom on like the first day, saw me, shat his pants and was like "HOLY FUCK ANDREW"
tbqh i didnt even realise who he was until i asked him
@Lachlanms
Pretty girls and ironic unironic ironic memes
Submarine.
That life doesnt actually matter and bees dont exist
If I were a bird I'd follow my natural fucking instincts and fly where I need to be next question
I've already made it.
Don't really think it can get a whole lot better than Lachlan, for me. Despite how much I criticise him for literally everything.
I LOVVVEEEE YOUU JESSSUUSSS CHRISSSSTTT
Maybe the thought that maybe today I shall find someone that actually likes me 😪
I mean I'm eating a meat pie right now and I'm having a pretty swell time
I dont know why other people do, but as soon as I can I'm going to reduce my life by tenfold
I hate watching sport because everything in life is unfulfilling and unnessisary and Everything Is A Social Construct
I'd burp for a solid 4 seconds and exclaim "bees dont exist
this is the first question i've received from a human in like 3 months
@andruwuu on instagram lmao
There is literally nothing to my left and thats just the way i want it
In the scenario of zombies i would throw myself into the hoard because if you cant beat em join em and i certainly dont have to willpower to attempt to beat em or keep living
Birkenstocks probably they protect your feet as much as being barefoot and I relate to that because I'm just as useless
They're trying to end their pathetic existences just like I am trying to do all day every day of my worthless life
Jesus christ i want to die so much can someone please just kill me themselves or hire a hitman on my i'll pay in my will
God i never get any fucking questions on this shitty service because no one likes me and that right there is my fucking phobia for this fucking shitty fucking halfassed question dying alone fuck you fuck you ask fm fuck
Yknow who i think should grab the award?
I bet you're wondering because you're reading the fucken question
I don't know what the "academy awards" are fuck you