@InfiniteRhinos

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Wouldn't it be a Stay Puft Rhino? *suddenly he's squashed under your giant marshmallow foot*

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*The rhinos are too busy eating popcorn and watching you get stomped to answer.*
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*in the distance you hear an "OUCH"*

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You haven't seen nothing yet.
*Lights all the leftover July 4th fireworks underneath you.*
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*scoops up a bunch of the tiny rhinos and dumps them into a giant Klondike Bar ice cream cake*

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*It's devoured so fast, it might as well have never existed.*
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*picks up one of the now tiny rhinos, and then another and another. Soon Ratchet has built a giant Jenga-ish tower out of the tiny rhinos*

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TIMBER!
*The "tower" collapses on top of you.*
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*zaps you with a giant shrinking ray so you all are now the size of a small dog, albeit no less deadly when trampling*

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Makes it easier to do this.
*Buries you in badger dung.*
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