All local, female police officers must wear mini skirts when on duty. Don't worry, you'll thank me later.
What is the most played song in your music library?
"Die hippo, Die" by B00T5
What's a phrase you use often?
"Can you hand me the diced baby elephant ears? My grilled kitten is a bit bland"
Blondes or brunettes?
It actually depends on the girl. Hair color shouldn't matter. And besides. What if that girl isn't a natural blonde or brunette? But if I haaaaad to pick, I'd pick brunette. Although there have been exceptions
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
I photobomb a lot.... So probably your uncle....
What’s your favorite breakfast food?
Baby rabbits
How do successful people differ from unsuccessful ones?
Success doesn't come from material objects. Looking at someone, you are unable to tell how successful they are. But when you see that person with their family, you know they are successful. Money doesn't buy happiness (although it helps), money is just something to get us by in daily life. Truly successful people are the ones with family and friends whom they can count on and love. That is how you can tell when someone is successful.
What's the first thing you check when you turn on your computer?
I make sure nobody has accessed my porn safe and taken out all of my Japanese tentacle hentai...
What was the last song you heard?
The sound of baby hippos crying for mercy as I press my boot on their face... I can't get it outta my head
Hi Isaac
I am not Isaac, I am Loki, God of Mischief
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Your mom's stepsister's daughter's insurance agents hamster