I heard you were going to resign Julia? is this true
Do you really think I'm going to resign with all these taxes implemented? I'm rich.
Can you join the greens for me Julia, Plz
No.
Julia, i love you
Loving's gna cost ya.
Can you erect my tent for me? plz
Sure
Is the cake really a lie?
...what?
I'm moving backwards
Liberals...
How many crabs do you have hoe
Over 9000
Why does dwane touch you?
he does WHAT now?
are you a virgin
Yep..
can i cum in ur vagina.
yes pls
Well Julia, any plans of new taxes in the next 24 hours?
Indeed I do. I will be implementing the Language Use tax, so speaking or typing a word will cost you $2 each. This will stop the boat people and move Australia forward.
Why so gay?
Because you touch yourself at night.
What do you say during awkward silences?
"awkward silence..."
What is the most serious problem in the world?
Modbury High School's ways of doing things.
Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water
What is your idea of a great holiday or vacation?
A cruise around the pacific islands with good friends celebrities and noicee women