im pretty sure your favorite kilt wearer misses you ..

I definitely know I miss her to :(

What is a saying you say a lot?

Tickle my nipple's and call me uncle barry

Do you prefer cinema or theatre?

Depends if I'm naked

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Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

In front of it windmilling

Do you prefer chicken, beef or pork meat?

Enter shikari!

Do you smile at strangers?

Depends if they are naked
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What do you say during awkward silences?

Nothing because it's silent dumb ass
Liked by: Pizza

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Probably my dog

If you could move anywhere in the world, where would you go?

America

what do you take when you are at starbucks coffee?

A latte usually

How would be the perfect girlfriend for you?

That doesn't make sense

Are you outgoing or shy?

I get naked in supermarkets, I'm shy

Do you have any strange phobias?

Chickens
Towels
Brass
Swans
Lamp shades
Tesco bags
Everything you can think of bitch

What is your favorite clothing store?

Sainsburys

If you could have any wild animal as a pet what would it be?

sloth

How many teeth do you have?

Including my toes, about 12
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What is your favorite word?

Poop!

What's on your to-do list this weekend?

Well I was thinking of petting the mice ant Clara gave me to hard, you?
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What is your favourite TV show?

The walking dead probably

What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?

Not fail

Omg ahahah spray tan thats so gay

Haahaahaahaa, gullible people!

Who was the last person you said thank you to?

Jim from across the ranch
Liked by: Steph

Are you really in texas?

No, I lied about that so that I could have an excuse to spray tan..... :)

Where are you at the moment?

Texas
Liked by: Steph

You're gorgeous!

Thankyou very much! :)

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