Uhh, so you'd be dating your child?
That slut bit my dick like a carrot.
The reddish ones
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Banana looks less like poop
Embrace the bald
Is it? I honestly use nothing, I'm allergic to things they put in beauty products. Except botox.
The richest one
The possibility of the monopolization of water.
Give it to someone with bad breath.
Not much, I don't like them
Thank you, that's very sweet of you. Personally, I like guys that look like vikings or samurais. But, they need to have a sweet demeanor and have to be a little dumber than me.
Are you a hooker? Cause I need a shoe shine.
What's your favorite person of color? Mustard or honey mustard? What prescriptions can I buy off you?
Stupid crap humans make because we think we have free will
Well I don't want to rub it in his face that I can fucking see things and he can't
A sock I stole from a hot guy at the gym.
The north pole
That one that dives into a pool and is really tan and that everyone should've known sucked dick hard