When they ask for your race and religion on the SAT, I put "I'm a computa" and "stop all the downloading" respectively.
Speed running is for the kind of person who doesn't like to enjoy videogames.
@shakehandswithbeef was my first crush. Description: really tall, really big cock - I mean personality.
1080p, 720p, 1440p, 4k, etc.
"I banged Ladesh"
- Dan Avidan
Close enough for government work.
Sky diving into an area of the ocean that has sharks.
You don't want to know what it is, and you certainly don't want to know how I got it.
Talk to animals. Humans are animals, thus I'd be able to communicate with any human, whether they speak English or not.
Sharknado.