Latest answers from Jake Backman
I'm a computa
When they ask for your race and religion on the SAT, I put "I'm a computa" and "stop all the downloading" respectively.
Is there a better accurate quote of speed running as "That jump was supposed to be impossible but I do it anyway because it saves half a second"?
Speed running is for the kind of person who doesn't like to enjoy videogames.
Who was your first crush? Describe them.
@shakehandswithbeef was my first crush. Description: really tall, really big cock - I mean personality.
Happy New Year! Do you have any resolutions?
1080p, 720p, 1440p, 4k, etc.
"I'm asking her out as soon as you kill her" - Dan Avidan
"I banged Ladesh"
- Dan Avidan
- Dan Avidan
What is your favorite motto or saying?
Close enough for government work.
Shark diving, bungee jumping, or sky diving?
Sky diving into an area of the ocean that has sharks.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
You don't want to know what it is, and you certainly don't want to know how I got it.
Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or have the ability to talk to animals?
Talk to animals. Humans are animals, thus I'd be able to communicate with any human, whether they speak English or not.
Which kind of natural disaster scares you the most?
Sharknado.
