@JakeBackman

Jake Backman

What is missing in your life that would make you very happy?

I'm already very happy, and I don't need anything or anyone else in my life. If anything, I'd rather get rid of some stuff from my life so I can spend more time with the good people I have in my life.

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I'm a computa

When they ask for your race and religion on the SAT, I put "I'm a computa" and "stop all the downloading" respectively.

Is there a better accurate quote of speed running as "That jump was supposed to be impossible but I do it anyway because it saves half a second"?

Speed running is for the kind of person who doesn't like to enjoy videogames.

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?

You don't want to know what it is, and you certainly don't want to know how I got it.

Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or have the ability to talk to animals?

Talk to animals. Humans are animals, thus I'd be able to communicate with any human, whether they speak English or not.

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