@JakeBackman

Jake Backman

What's the worst nightmare you've ever had?

I had a recurring nightmare where I was just lying in my bed (in the dream) and this deep voice said some things that scared me at the time. I can't remember what it said, but it scared the bejeebus out of me when I was a kid.

Latest answers from Jake Backman

I'm a computa

When they ask for your race and religion on the SAT, I put "I'm a computa" and "stop all the downloading" respectively.

Is there a better accurate quote of speed running as "That jump was supposed to be impossible but I do it anyway because it saves half a second"?

Speed running is for the kind of person who doesn't like to enjoy videogames.

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?

You don't want to know what it is, and you certainly don't want to know how I got it.

Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or have the ability to talk to animals?

Talk to animals. Humans are animals, thus I'd be able to communicate with any human, whether they speak English or not.

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